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# morto - Tuesday 12 June, 2018

Willow Smith revealed that she learnt about sex by accidentally walking in on her parents
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

Willow Smith revealed that she learnt about sex by accidentally walking in on her parents

Jun 12th 2018, 12:45 PM 5,747 Views 2 Comments

Would you ever be able to look your parents in the eye again?

# morto - Sunday 19 November, 2017

16 old tweets from celebrities that should never be forgotten
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From The Daily Edge
# Morto

16 old tweets from celebrities that should never be forgotten

Nov 19th 2017, 3:39 PM 15,097 Views 0 Comments

Put them in a museum.

# morto - Monday 24 July, 2017

The font on this American shop's tote bag makes it look like it spells 'Hitler' instead of 'glitter'
# Did Nazi That Coming
From The Daily Edge
# Did Nazi That Coming

The font on this American shop's tote bag makes it look like it spells 'Hitler' instead of 'glitter'

Jul 24th 2017, 6:33 PM 4,509 Views 6 Comments

Typefacepalm.

# morto - Wednesday 12 July, 2017

This Irish 'couple' made a holy show of themselves with a fake proposal at an outdoor karaoke event
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From The Daily Edge
# Morto

This Irish 'couple' made a holy show of themselves with a fake proposal at an outdoor karaoke event

Jul 12th 2017, 6:00 PM 7,207 Views 2 Comments

You can’t take us anywhere

# morto - Friday 16 June, 2017

Sky News Australia thought that Sinn Fein was (a) a man and (b) a member of the DUP
# Gas Feeling
From The Daily Edge
# Gas Feeling

Sky News Australia thought that Sinn Fein was (a) a man and (b) a member of the DUP

Jun 16th 2017, 4:03 PM 14,933 Views 3 Comments

Oh dear.

# morto - Friday 2 June, 2017

A pub in Cork has put a 'Snapchat Station' in the bathrooms, which will of course end well
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

A pub in Cork has put a 'Snapchat Station' in the bathrooms, which will of course end well

Jun 2nd 2017, 4:38 PM 5,779 Views 1 Comment

Mmhmm. It’ll be fine.

# morto - Thursday 6 April, 2017

A new BBC reality show has couples living alone with their in-laws and it looks excruciating
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

A new BBC reality show has couples living alone with their in-laws and it looks excruciating

Apr 6th 2017, 3:09 PM 4,797 Views 0 Comments

It’s been described as “gruesomely watchable.”

# morto - Tuesday 7 February, 2017

12 Irish celebrities on their early red carpets compared with now
# Then And Now
From The Daily Edge
# Then And Now

12 Irish celebrities on their early red carpets compared with now

Feb 7th 2017, 3:36 PM 12,136 Views 5 Comments

Let’s just say that the 1990s/2000s were an unforgiving time.

# morto - Tuesday 10 January, 2017

Tom Hiddleston apologised for *that* embarrassing Golden Globes speech
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From The Daily Edge
# Morto

Tom Hiddleston apologised for *that* embarrassing Golden Globes speech

Jan 10th 2017, 7:51 AM 6,703 Views 7 Comments

“I just wanted to say… I completely agree that my speech at the Golden Globes last night was inelegantly expressed.”

# morto - Friday 14 October, 2016

The two Limerick lads watching a sex scene with their mam was the highlight of Gogglebox Ireland
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From The Daily Edge
# Morto

The two Limerick lads watching a sex scene with their mam was the highlight of Gogglebox Ireland

Oct 14th 2016, 7:51 AM 9,372 Views 2 Comments

“What did she do? I didn’t see it?”

# morto - Thursday 7 July, 2016

A Coronation Street actress took the RTÉ Guide to task for saying she was in Eastenders
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

A Coronation Street actress took the RTÉ Guide to task for saying she was in Eastenders

Jul 7th 2016, 7:43 AM 6,751 Views 0 Comments

Uh-oh.

# morto - Wednesday 18 May, 2016

People are losing it over this teen's gas childhood diary she just found in her room
# The Drama
From The Daily Edge
# The Drama

People are losing it over this teen's gas childhood diary she just found in her room

May 18th 2016, 10:00 PM 10,760 Views 0 Comments

“I am done with boys. I want to kill all of them.”

# morto - Tuesday 17 May, 2016

20 everyday embarrassing moments that literally make you want to die
# Scarleh For Yer Ma
From The Daily Edge
# Scarleh For Yer Ma

20 everyday embarrassing moments that literally make you want to die

May 17th 2016, 1:18 PM 16,452 Views 13 Comments

Swallow me up, world.

# morto - Thursday 14 April, 2016

A newspaper just made a mortifying mistake about the Queen's age
# Happy Nineteenth
From The Daily Edge
# Happy Nineteenth

A newspaper just made a mortifying mistake about the Queen's age

Apr 14th 2016, 8:03 AM 4,376 Views 1 Comment

Who knew the Queen was so young?

# morto - Sunday 27 March, 2016

An army officer was caught rapid chatting on his phone during the 1916 commemoration
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

An army officer was caught rapid chatting on his phone during the 1916 commemoration

Mar 27th 2016, 1:57 PM 23,397 Views 22 Comments

On live telly, no less.

# morto - Saturday 12 March, 2016

18 mortifying Facebook pages I am ashamed to have 'liked'
# Dislike
From The Daily Edge
# Dislike

18 mortifying Facebook pages I am ashamed to have 'liked'

Mar 12th 2016, 1:00 PM 12,136 Views 2 Comments

Cringe.

# morto - Wednesday 9 March, 2016

Hillary Clinton is going to need some Savlon after this Instagram burn
# Feel The Bern
From The Daily Edge
# Feel The Bern

Hillary Clinton is going to need some Savlon after this Instagram burn

Mar 9th 2016, 10:13 PM 11,045 Views 0 Comments

Ouch.

# morto - Friday 4 March, 2016

This girl accidentally sent a selfie to her family with a couple of dildos in the background
# Delete Delete
From The Daily Edge
# Delete Delete

This girl accidentally sent a selfie to her family with a couple of dildos in the background

Mar 4th 2016, 9:12 AM 12,900 Views 1 Comment

NOOOOO.

# morto - Thursday 18 February, 2016

This teacher accidentally sent a sarcastic report about students to every parent
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

This teacher accidentally sent a sarcastic report about students to every parent

Feb 18th 2016, 5:43 PM 10,942 Views 1 Comment

The whole saga is facepalm-worthy.

# morto - Monday 15 February, 2016

This American girl sent a Valentine's text to every random Irish guy she met when here
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From The Daily Edge
# Morto

This American girl sent a Valentine's text to every random Irish guy she met when here

Feb 15th 2016, 10:00 PM 19,305 Views 3 Comments

Two summer’s worth of unknown numbers.

# morto - Monday 21 December, 2015

They announced the wrong winner at last night's Miss Universe and it was mortifying
# Awkward
# Awkward

They announced the wrong winner at last night's Miss Universe and it was mortifying

Dec 21st 2015, 7:53 AM 37,610 Views 30 Comments

So much fail, so little time.

They announced the wrong winner at last night's Miss Universe and it was mortifying
# Awkward
From The Daily Edge
# Awkward

They announced the wrong winner at last night's Miss Universe and it was mortifying

Dec 21st 2015, 7:33 AM 6,426 Views 0 Comments

So much fail, so little time.

# morto - Monday 2 November, 2015

People are sharing their most awkward moments on Twitter, and it's hilarious
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

People are sharing their most awkward moments on Twitter, and it's hilarious

Nov 2nd 2015, 6:04 PM 10,907 Views 8 Comments

“Have a nice flight!” “You too!”

# morto - Sunday 1 November, 2015

A Scottish politician didn't realise her TV interview was live and it was so painful
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

A Scottish politician didn't realise her TV interview was live and it was so painful

Nov 1st 2015, 4:39 PM 6,813 Views 0 Comments

Noooooooo.

# morto - Monday 19 October, 2015

Your porn browsing history could be made available for everyone to search
# Caught Rapid
From The Daily Edge
# Caught Rapid

Your porn browsing history could be made available for everyone to search

Oct 19th 2015, 2:47 PM 17,821 Views 12 Comments

Yes, this is real.

# morto - Friday 16 October, 2015

People have been sharing the text they sent to break up with their ex
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

People have been sharing the text they sent to break up with their ex

Oct 16th 2015, 2:44 PM 9,442 Views 2 Comments

Ah, breaking up over text.

# morto - Wednesday 23 September, 2015

This politician's wife threw amazing shade at him on Twitter for his embarrassing Dad tweet
# Dad Tweets
From The Daily Edge
# Dad Tweets

This politician's wife threw amazing shade at him on Twitter for his embarrassing Dad tweet

Sep 23rd 2015, 10:00 PM 6,861 Views 0 Comments

<3

# morto - Monday 7 September, 2015

Renua says Fianna Fáil copied its policy... but it's actually the other way around
# Morto
# Morto

Renua says Fianna Fáil copied its policy... but it's actually the other way around

Sep 7th 2015, 4:45 PM 16,964 Views 37 Comments

Someone should have checked.

# morto - Thursday 20 August, 2015

Villa reward Bacuna for mortifying Rose of Tralee appearance with new 5-year deal
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From The42
# Morto

Villa reward Bacuna for mortifying Rose of Tralee appearance with new 5-year deal

Aug 20th 2015, 4:33 PM 8,417 Views 3 Comments

The midfielder has committed his long-term future to the club.

# morto - Wednesday 19 August, 2015

Aston Villa defender makes Rose of Tralee cameo but nobody has a clue who he is
# Morto
From The42
# Morto

Aston Villa defender makes Rose of Tralee cameo but nobody has a clue who he is

Aug 19th 2015, 10:03 AM 19,678 Views 19 Comments

It’s difficult not to cringe watching this.

# morto - Sunday 28 June, 2015

CNN thought a Pride flag covered in dildos was an ISIS flag, and freaked out
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

CNN thought a Pride flag covered in dildos was an ISIS flag, and freaked out

Jun 28th 2015, 9:08 AM 5,828 Views 5 Comments

Scarlet for you, CNN.

# morto - Tuesday 16 June, 2015

Kim Kardashian had her spelling corrected in the most mortifying manner possible
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

Kim Kardashian had her spelling corrected in the most mortifying manner possible

Jun 16th 2015, 1:45 PM 12,468 Views 5 Comments

That’ll teach her.

# morto - Friday 12 June, 2015

10 Irish slang words that need to be added to the dictionary right now
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From The Daily Edge
# Morto

10 Irish slang words that need to be added to the dictionary right now

Jun 12th 2015, 2:47 PM 39,073 Views 9 Comments

This is *our* language – the world needs to know about it.

# morto - Wednesday 10 June, 2015

10 awkward social interactions that make you want to die inside
# Awks
From The Daily Edge
# Awks

10 awkward social interactions that make you want to die inside

Jun 10th 2015, 9:34 PM 11,914 Views 9 Comments

“Enjoy your meal!” “You too! Er, I mean…”

# morto - Saturday 6 June, 2015

Kid attempts to troll bus driver, fails miserably
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From The Daily Edge
# Morto

Kid attempts to troll bus driver, fails miserably

Jun 6th 2015, 9:07 AM 5,046 Views 0 Comments

Go home mate, go home.

# morto - Wednesday 13 May, 2015

The owner of a small B&B may have just bought an oil company by mistake
# Morto
# Morto

The owner of a small B&B may have just bought an oil company by mistake

May 13th 2015, 11:56 AM 41,131 Views 16 Comments

The woman’s son apparently thought he was only buying 10% of its shares.

# morto - Tuesday 12 May, 2015

Waterford Whispers just fooled one of Germany's biggest news magazines
# A Lidl Embarrassing
From The Daily Edge
# A Lidl Embarrassing

Waterford Whispers just fooled one of Germany's biggest news magazines

May 12th 2015, 11:02 PM 33,595 Views 5 Comments

Whoopsie.

Waterford Whispers just fooled one of Germany’s biggest news magazines
# A Lidl Embarrassing
# A Lidl Embarrassing

Waterford Whispers just fooled one of Germany’s biggest news magazines

May 12th 2015, 2:07 PM 121,530 Views 56 Comments

Whoops!

# morto - Wednesday 29 April, 2015

9 things we discovered from the mortifying old tweets of Irish celebs
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From The Daily Edge
# Morto

9 things we discovered from the mortifying old tweets of Irish celebs

Apr 29th 2015, 6:20 PM 11,713 Views 2 Comments

A lot to learn here.

# morto - Wednesday 22 April, 2015

Watch: Robert Downey Jr walks out of a very awkward interview
# Morto
# Morto

Watch: Robert Downey Jr walks out of a very awkward interview

Apr 22nd 2015, 10:46 PM 47,708 Views 47 Comments

“Your foot’s started jumping, you better get to the next question.”

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