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Monday 4 December 2023 Dublin: 4°C

# morto

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Guy proposes to his girlfriend in the supermarket where they first met
Is this the most American proposal of all?
CRINGE! Director Michael Bay flees the stage after teleprompter fail
He was at the Samsung live event to promote a new TV.
Fan tries to videobomb reporter, falls amusingly on his arse
It didn’t go quite to plan.
11 things that will definitely happen at an Irish 21st
It’s a rite of passage that can’t be avoided, no matter how hard you try.
5 times Spotify Private Session ruined somebody's life*
*Or at least their credibility. And how to avoid it!
TV presenter brutally rejected by female co-anchor live on air
At least he knows where he stands.
These sexy lyrics from the new Beyoncé album are going to MORTIFY Blue Ivy
No one wants to hear their parents describe the sex they have, really, do they?
Johnny's Back! The latest HSE ad for condoms is pretty funny
The message? Sometimes the sex doesn’t happen, but for when it does – Johnny’s got you covered. Watch the ad here.
Very rude altered sign interrupts tornado news report (NSFW)
Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect
Whatever you say, pal.
Kentucky star with an incredible score... into his own basket
James Young could only smile after finding the wrong hoop.
9 reasons why Bono is the embarrassing dad of Ireland
Morto for all of us.
Chinese government officials star in year's worst Photoshop fail
Mad graphics skillz.
Cricketer's girlfriend caught telling a raunchy story on camera
Eyes on the game, Yvonne.
Jimmy Kimmel fooled more hipsters into talking about fake bands
Sharleh’ for their mas.
Is this the most elaborate, cringe-worthy proposal video ever?
There’s nowhere to go from here, proposal videos are over.
WATCH: Steven Spielberg suffers brutal rejection watching the 1976 Oscar nominations
If you thought Steven Spielberg was cool, prepare to have your whole world shattered.
11 of THOSE hairstyles we all deeply regret
Oh, the horror. The horror.
Daughter forced to publicly hold sign as punishment for twerking
Her mammy wasn’t impressed.
‘Hipsters’ are the target of new Irish tourism campaign
We’re all suitably mortified.
Man forced to hold 'IDIOT' sign outside police station
He has to stand there for a week.
The 8 most mortifying pitfalls of your 'Sent' box
As illustrated by embarrassed animals.
Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad was on 90210 in the 90s
It’s really something.
CNN newsreader says humans 'hunted dildo into extinction'
The poor thing didn’t stand a chance. *sniff*
9 of the most awkward marriage proposals ever
It’s not always a good idea to propose in public…
Work night out tonight? Here are the horrors you can expect
Tears, fights and MORTIFICATION.
5 photos of Barack Obama reading your email
You really shouldn’t have written that.
7 things that make you want to curl up and die
Can someone put us out of our misery please?
VIDEO: Friday's Graham Norton Show vs Friday's Late Late Show
Go home Late Late Show, you’re drunk.
11 animals defeated by the cone of shame
Is there any greater injustice?
VIDEO: Reese Witherspoon talks about her arrest
She ‘knows better’ than to behave the way she did.
The Dredge: Naked Victoria Beckham leaves her son MORTO
Scarlet for his ma… All the very best of the day’s dirt.
11 of the world’s most embarrassing parents
Barack Obama is preparing to join their ranks.
Local newsreader says 'f***ing s**t'... on his first day
You’ll want to put your headphones on if you’re in an office.
Can you make it through this post without laughing?
If so, you’re a good person.
7 best reactions to Justin Bieber's Anne Frank comments
We don’t know quite what to say.
Embarrassed politician accidentally tweets porn link
Morto for Rob Wilson, UK Conservative MP.
VIDEO: Here's why you shouldn't do the Harlem Shake on the toilet
Stick to the day job: Barack Obama left red-faced after missing 17 consecutive shots
The US president isn’t much of a basketball player going on this evidence.
Thank your lucky stars you're not in these family photos
Things could be worse this Easter weekend.