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# morto

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Guy proposes to his girlfriend in the supermarket where they first met
Is this the most American proposal of all?
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Jan 10th 2014, 9:04 AM
CRINGE! Director Michael Bay flees the stage after teleprompter fail
He was at the Samsung live event to promote a new TV.
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Jan 7th 2014, 7:58 AM
Fan tries to videobomb reporter, falls amusingly on his arse
It didn’t go quite to plan.
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Jan 3rd 2014, 8:30 AM
11 things that will definitely happen at an Irish 21st
It’s a rite of passage that can’t be avoided, no matter how hard you try.
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Jan 2nd 2014, 9:30 PM
5 times Spotify Private Session ruined somebody's life*
*Or at least their credibility. And how to avoid it!
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Jan 1st 2014, 4:43 PM
TV presenter brutally rejected by female co-anchor live on air
At least he knows where he stands.
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Dec 14th 2013, 3:00 PM
These sexy lyrics from the new Beyoncé album are going to MORTIFY Blue Ivy
No one wants to hear their parents describe the sex they have, really, do they?
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Dec 13th 2013, 12:11 PM
Johnny's Back! The latest HSE ad for condoms is pretty funny
The message? Sometimes the sex doesn’t happen, but for when it does – Johnny’s got you covered. Watch the ad here.
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Nov 21st 2013, 1:06 PM
Very rude altered sign interrupts tornado news report (NSFW)
Unfortunate.
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Nov 18th 2013, 8:30 PM
Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect
Whatever you say, pal.
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Nov 12th 2013, 12:32 PM
Kentucky star with an incredible score... into his own basket
James Young could only smile after finding the wrong hoop.
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Nov 5th 2013, 10:27 AM
9 reasons why Bono is the embarrassing dad of Ireland
Morto for all of us.
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Oct 31st 2013, 3:17 PM
Chinese government officials star in year's worst Photoshop fail
Mad graphics skillz.
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Oct 30th 2013, 7:30 PM
Cricketer's girlfriend caught telling a raunchy story on camera
Eyes on the game, Yvonne.
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Oct 23rd 2013, 5:44 PM
Jimmy Kimmel fooled more hipsters into talking about fake bands
Sharleh’ for their mas.
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Oct 11th 2013, 7:30 PM
Is this the most elaborate, cringe-worthy proposal video ever?
There’s nowhere to go from here, proposal videos are over.
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Oct 11th 2013, 3:06 PM
WATCH: Steven Spielberg suffers brutal rejection watching the 1976 Oscar nominations
If you thought Steven Spielberg was cool, prepare to have your whole world shattered.
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Oct 4th 2013, 9:10 AM
11 of THOSE hairstyles we all deeply regret
Oh, the horror. The horror.
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Sep 29th 2013, 1:00 PM
Daughter forced to publicly hold sign as punishment for twerking
Her mammy wasn’t impressed.
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Sep 11th 2013, 1:43 PM
‘Hipsters’ are the target of new Irish tourism campaign
We’re all suitably mortified.
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Sep 5th 2013, 1:52 PM
Man forced to hold 'IDIOT' sign outside police station
He has to stand there for a week.
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Sep 4th 2013, 9:07 AM
The 8 most mortifying pitfalls of your 'Sent' box
As illustrated by embarrassed animals.
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Jul 27th 2013, 9:30 AM
Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad was on 90210 in the 90s
It’s really something.
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Jul 25th 2013, 10:23 AM
CNN newsreader says humans 'hunted dildo into extinction'
The poor thing didn’t stand a chance. *sniff*
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Jul 24th 2013, 9:00 AM
9 of the most awkward marriage proposals ever
It’s not always a good idea to propose in public…
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Jul 11th 2013, 10:00 PM
Work night out tonight? Here are the horrors you can expect
Tears, fights and MORTIFICATION.
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Jul 5th 2013, 6:00 PM
5 photos of Barack Obama reading your email
You really shouldn’t have written that.
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Jun 12th 2013, 3:03 PM
7 things that make you want to curl up and die
Can someone put us out of our misery please?
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Jun 3rd 2013, 6:00 PM
VIDEO: Friday's Graham Norton Show vs Friday's Late Late Show
Go home Late Late Show, you’re drunk.
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May 27th 2013, 10:46 AM
11 animals defeated by the cone of shame
Is there any greater injustice?
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May 13th 2013, 11:43 AM
VIDEO: Reese Witherspoon talks about her arrest
She ‘knows better’ than to behave the way she did.
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May 2nd 2013, 6:30 PM
The Dredge: Naked Victoria Beckham leaves her son MORTO
Scarlet for his ma… All the very best of the day’s dirt.
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Apr 29th 2013, 8:15 AM
11 of the world’s most embarrassing parents
Barack Obama is preparing to join their ranks.
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Apr 28th 2013, 8:15 PM
Local newsreader says 'f***ing s**t'... on his first day
You’ll want to put your headphones on if you’re in an office.
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Apr 22nd 2013, 8:55 AM
Can you make it through this post without laughing?
If so, you’re a good person.
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Apr 20th 2013, 8:15 PM
7 best reactions to Justin Bieber's Anne Frank comments
We don’t know quite what to say.
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Apr 15th 2013, 10:16 AM
Embarrassed politician accidentally tweets porn link
Morto for Rob Wilson, UK Conservative MP.
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Apr 4th 2013, 10:01 AM
VIDEO: Here's why you shouldn't do the Harlem Shake on the toilet
Scarleh.
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Apr 3rd 2013, 12:20 PM
Stick to the day job: Barack Obama left red-faced after missing 17 consecutive shots
The US president isn’t much of a basketball player going on this evidence.
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Apr 2nd 2013, 2:25 PM
Thank your lucky stars you're not in these family photos
Things could be worse this Easter weekend.
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Mar 31st 2013, 6:30 PM
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