# morto

All time

# the big shop

Guy proposes to his girlfriend in the supermarket where they first met

Is this the most American proposal of all?

5.0k

Jan 10th 2014, 9:04 AM

# morto

CRINGE! Director Michael Bay flees the stage after teleprompter fail

He was at the Samsung live event to promote a new TV.

12.5k

Jan 7th 2014, 7:58 AM

# Fail

Fan tries to videobomb reporter, falls amusingly on his arse

It didn’t go quite to plan.

7.1k

Jan 3rd 2014, 8:30 AM

# 21 kisses

11 things that will definitely happen at an Irish 21st

It’s a rite of passage that can’t be avoided, no matter how hard you try.

69.4k

Jan 2nd 2014, 9:30 PM

# mortify

5 times Spotify Private Session ruined somebody's life*

*Or at least their credibility. And how to avoid it!

34.2k

Jan 1st 2014, 4:43 PM

# morto

TV presenter brutally rejected by female co-anchor live on air

At least he knows where he stands.

6.9k

Dec 14th 2013, 3:00 PM

# STOP IT MAM

These sexy lyrics from the new Beyoncé album are going to MORTIFY Blue Ivy

No one wants to hear their parents describe the sex they have, really, do they?

6.4k

Dec 13th 2013, 12:11 PM

# think contraception

Johnny's Back! The latest HSE ad for condoms is pretty funny

The message? Sometimes the sex doesn’t happen, but for when it does – Johnny’s got you covered. Watch the ad here.

24.2k

Nov 21st 2013, 1:06 PM

# Oh dear

Very rude altered sign interrupts tornado news report (NSFW)

Unfortunate.

4.4k

Nov 18th 2013, 8:30 PM

# morto

Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect

Whatever you say, pal.

4.2k

Nov 12th 2013, 12:32 PM

# og

Kentucky star with an incredible score... into his own basket

James Young could only smile after finding the wrong hoop.

3.5k

Nov 5th 2013, 10:27 AM

# U2

9 reasons why Bono is the embarrassing dad of Ireland

Morto for all of us.

9.4k

Oct 31st 2013, 3:17 PM

# morto

Chinese government officials star in year's worst Photoshop fail

Mad graphics skillz.

5.0k

Oct 30th 2013, 7:30 PM

# caught rapid

Cricketer's girlfriend caught telling a raunchy story on camera

Eyes on the game, Yvonne.

12.4k

Oct 23rd 2013, 5:44 PM

# Cringe

Jimmy Kimmel fooled more hipsters into talking about fake bands

Sharleh’ for their mas.

2.5k

Oct 11th 2013, 7:30 PM

# a very long engagement

Is this the most elaborate, cringe-worthy proposal video ever?

There’s nowhere to go from here, proposal videos are over.

3.2k

Oct 11th 2013, 3:06 PM

# morto

WATCH: Steven Spielberg suffers brutal rejection watching the 1976 Oscar nominations

If you thought Steven Spielberg was cool, prepare to have your whole world shattered.

1.4k

Oct 4th 2013, 9:10 AM

# short back and sides

11 of THOSE hairstyles we all deeply regret

Oh, the horror. The horror.

43.3k

Sep 29th 2013, 1:00 PM

# morto

Daughter forced to publicly hold sign as punishment for twerking

Her mammy wasn’t impressed.

5.6k

Sep 11th 2013, 1:43 PM

# Shenanigans

‘Hipsters’ are the target of new Irish tourism campaign

We’re all suitably mortified.

17.8k

Sep 5th 2013, 1:52 PM

# doing time

Man forced to hold 'IDIOT' sign outside police station

He has to stand there for a week.

27.2k

Sep 4th 2013, 9:07 AM

# efail

The 8 most mortifying pitfalls of your 'Sent' box

As illustrated by embarrassed animals.

18.0k

Jul 27th 2013, 9:30 AM

# Breaking Bad

Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad was on 90210 in the 90s

It’s really something.

2.1k

Jul 25th 2013, 10:23 AM

# morto

CNN newsreader says humans 'hunted dildo into extinction'

The poor thing didn’t stand a chance. *sniff*

2.1k

Jul 24th 2013, 9:00 AM

# morto

9 of the most awkward marriage proposals ever

It’s not always a good idea to propose in public…

8.6k

Jul 11th 2013, 10:00 PM

# let's go crazy

Work night out tonight? Here are the horrors you can expect

Tears, fights and MORTIFICATION.

26.9k

Jul 5th 2013, 6:00 PM

# morto

5 photos of Barack Obama reading your email

You really shouldn’t have written that.

5.2k

Jun 12th 2013, 3:03 PM

# morto

7 things that make you want to curl up and die

Can someone put us out of our misery please?

35.2k

Jun 3rd 2013, 6:00 PM

# fresh irish dancing

VIDEO: Friday's Graham Norton Show vs Friday's Late Late Show

Go home Late Late Show, you’re drunk.

6.0k

May 27th 2013, 10:46 AM

# morto

11 animals defeated by the cone of shame

Is there any greater injustice?

4.3k

May 13th 2013, 11:43 AM

# morto

VIDEO: Reese Witherspoon talks about her arrest

She ‘knows better’ than to behave the way she did.

973

May 2nd 2013, 6:30 PM

# world of celebs

The Dredge: Naked Victoria Beckham leaves her son MORTO

Scarlet for his ma… All the very best of the day’s dirt.

5.6k

Apr 29th 2013, 8:15 AM

# Mortification station

11 of the world’s most embarrassing parents

Barack Obama is preparing to join their ranks.

76.2k

Apr 28th 2013, 8:15 PM

# whoops

Local newsreader says 'f***ing s**t'... on his first day

You’ll want to put your headphones on if you’re in an office.

4.0k

Apr 22nd 2013, 8:55 AM

# no sniggering

Can you make it through this post without laughing?

If so, you’re a good person.

52.9k

Apr 20th 2013, 8:15 PM

# morto

7 best reactions to Justin Bieber's Anne Frank comments

We don’t know quite what to say.

6.1k

Apr 15th 2013, 10:16 AM

# Scarlet

Embarrassed politician accidentally tweets porn link

Morto for Rob Wilson, UK Conservative MP.

25.2k

Apr 4th 2013, 10:01 AM

# harpic shake

VIDEO: Here's why you shouldn't do the Harlem Shake on the toilet

Scarleh.

1.9k

Apr 3rd 2013, 12:20 PM

# morto

Stick to the day job: Barack Obama left red-faced after missing 17 consecutive shots

The US president isn’t much of a basketball player going on this evidence.

1.8k

Apr 2nd 2013, 2:25 PM

# things could be worse

Thank your lucky stars you're not in these family photos

Things could be worse this Easter weekend.

25.7k

Mar 31st 2013, 6:30 PM