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Saturday 4 February 2023 Dublin: 9°C

# you're toast

All time
# you're toast
This iPod spent over two years in a toaster, and it still works
Just chilling in the toaster for months and months, NBD.
# you're toast
The Guardian issued this priceless correction on Jamie Oliver's recipe for toast
Newspaper advises readers against “using a toaster on its side”.