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# Quotes

All time
Here's what Bono thinks of Bono
Yellow trousers and pathetic: The week in quotes
Urinated all over this house and burned at the stake: The week in quotes
Muppets and legal jargon: The week in quotes
Milking cows and t*ts on a bull: The week in quotes
7 incredible quotes from Noel Gallagher
Knitting on the Late Late Show and Shatter's apology: The week in quotes
The smell of Spring and a begging ass: The week in quotes
Pretty white girl and out of the shadows: The week in quotes
Get a grip and into a wooden box: The week in quotes
They're all liars and I love animals: The week in quotes
Great hurt and sharp elbows: The week in quotes
Not a panacea and merciless operation: The week in quotes
6 of Tom Cruise's wackiest soundbites
Butter no parsnips and commode: The week in quotes
It was different in the 1970s and Robbie Keane: The week in quotes
May God forgive you and horrific step: The week in quotes
Swallow hard and testosterone boost: The week in quotes
Dropping like flies and dominant ideology: The week in quotes
Gravity of this act and ripped us apart: The week in quotes
Mark Zuckerberg: A life in quotes
Taking note and Dáil bar: The week in quotes
Hot whiskey and cover your ass: The week in quotes
We'll see about that and in/out referendum: The week in quotes
Proper title and people's bedrooms: The week in quotes
Groomed the nation and bulging disc: The week in quotes
Disposable items and Mrs Merkel: The week in quotes
'A logistical, logarithmic progression' : The year in 46 quotes
Double-think and out of touch: The week in quotes
Latin phrases and Rocky: The week in quotes
Disturbing and undemocratic: The week in quotes
Deep unease and not an option: The week in quotes
Soft target and no way to live: The week in quotes
It's Saturday, so here are our favourite George Hamilton quotes
Catholic country and contrition: The week in quotes
Cop-on and women of a certain age: The week in quotes
Creepy feeling and red lines: The week in quotes
Diamond bazooka and not be afraid: The week in quotes
Silly season and big new bazooka: The week in quotes
Flagrant abuse and void of principle: The week in quotes