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Chad Mendes is not happy about Conor McGregor's promise to 'rest my balls on your forehead'

“You don’t f**king do that!”

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Jul 2nd 2015, 5:13 PM

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17 everyday things that inadvertently look a bit rude

Like penises. They look like penises.

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Jun 30th 2013, 11:00 AM

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"What a bunch of cox sackers" - the BBC gets into trouble over innuendo

Oops.

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May 15th 2013, 3:22 PM