# Toilet Humour

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# Toilet Humour

This plumber's van is the definition of toilet humour

Real mature, guys.

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Aug 31st 2016, 7:41 AM

# Toilet Humour

'You’d almost hope that Eden Hazard would have diarrhoea'

Joking aside, the Belgian defender has nothing but praise for his compatriot ahead of this weekend’s game.

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Aug 15th 2015, 12:05 AM

# Toilet Humour

Gary Lineker recalls that embarrassing Italia '90 moment with the perfect emoji

Remember the time he, erm, ‘relaxed’ himself during the World Cup Group F opener?

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Jun 11th 2015, 8:09 PM

# Toilet Humour

13 examples of toilet graffiti that will make you chuckle

Bathroom philosophers.

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Apr 30th 2015, 9:30 PM

# Toilet Humour

A Newcastle man recorded himself using a bidet and it was highly entertaining

“Ooh-er!”

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Apr 29th 2015, 9:01 PM

# Toilet Humour

'Curry my yoghurt’ DUP MP says he would treat Irish Language Act 'like toilet paper'

Gregory Campbell also joked about his earlier controversial comments.

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Nov 22nd 2014, 9:07 PM

# Toilet Humour

Does hovering over a public toilet actually make a difference?

What about a tissue throne?

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Jun 17th 2014, 7:40 AM

# Toilet Humour

Jonah Hill tells tragic tale of getting the blame for someone else's smell

It could have been love, were it not for the horrific smell in the jacks.

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Jan 17th 2014, 8:23 AM

# Toilet Humour

Here's why builders in Ireland shouldn't ever slack off

He’s taking the piss, surely?

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Aug 12th 2013, 8:53 AM

# Toilet Humour

When you gotta go... Jason Puncheon forced to leave the pitch as nature calls

The question is… did he wash his hands?

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Jan 21st 2013, 9:52 PM

# FF

Follow Friday: It's Shane McGrath

Every Friday we help point you in the right direction for some of the most interesting sport stars on the Twitter.

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Mar 9th 2012, 12:58 PM

Good Morning

The 9 at 9 Nine things you need to know by 9am: Developer Paddy Kelly says he likes walking after his BMW is seized; Brian Cowen’s plan to turn 83,000 into 250,000; and the Korean peninsula at loggerheads again – over a Christmas tree.

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Dec 22nd 2010, 8:22 AM

# Toilet Humour

The worst of the internet's 'Young Boys' gags

The Swiss beat Spurs – but are still on the receiving end of some questionable online wit. If you’re easily offended, don’t look.

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Aug 18th 2010, 6:21 AM