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# Toilet Humour

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This plumber's van is the definition of toilet humour
Real mature, guys.
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Aug 31st 2016, 7:41 AM
'You’d almost hope that Eden Hazard would have diarrhoea'
Joking aside, the Belgian defender has nothing but praise for his compatriot ahead of this weekend’s game.
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Aug 15th 2015, 12:05 AM
Gary Lineker recalls that embarrassing Italia '90 moment with the perfect emoji
Remember the time he, erm, ‘relaxed’ himself during the World Cup Group F opener?
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Jun 11th 2015, 8:09 PM
13 examples of toilet graffiti that will make you chuckle
Bathroom philosophers.
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Apr 30th 2015, 9:30 PM
A Newcastle man recorded himself using a bidet and it was highly entertaining
“Ooh-er!”
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Apr 29th 2015, 9:01 PM
'Curry my yoghurt’ DUP MP says he would treat Irish Language Act 'like toilet paper'
Gregory Campbell also joked about his earlier controversial comments.
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Nov 22nd 2014, 9:07 PM
Does hovering over a public toilet actually make a difference?
What about a tissue throne?
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Jun 17th 2014, 7:40 AM
Jonah Hill tells tragic tale of getting the blame for someone else's smell
It could have been love, were it not for the horrific smell in the jacks.
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Jan 17th 2014, 8:23 AM
Here's why builders in Ireland shouldn't ever slack off
He’s taking the piss, surely?
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Aug 12th 2013, 8:53 AM
When you gotta go... Jason Puncheon forced to leave the pitch as nature calls
The question is… did he wash his hands?
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Jan 21st 2013, 9:52 PM
Follow Friday: It's Shane McGrath
Every Friday we help point you in the right direction for some of the most interesting sport stars on the Twitter.
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Mar 9th 2012, 12:58 PM
Good Morning
The 9 at 9 Nine things you need to know by 9am: Developer Paddy Kelly says he likes walking after his BMW is seized; Brian Cowen’s plan to turn 83,000 into 250,000; and the Korean peninsula at loggerheads again – over a Christmas tree.
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Dec 22nd 2010, 8:22 AM
The worst of the internet's 'Young Boys' gags
The Swiss beat Spurs – but are still on the receiving end of some questionable online wit. If you’re easily offended, don’t look.
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Aug 18th 2010, 6:21 AM