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# stop the madness

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Just as we come to terms with the Toblerone betrayal, Maltesers bags are getting smaller

LEAVE THE CHOCOLATE ALONE. JUST LEAVE IT.

3.9k

Nov 18th 2016, 11:25 AM

11 startling signs that we are losing the run of ourselves again

Some of us need to calm it down on the notions.

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Mar 15th 2016, 1:12 PM

KFC's latest mutant is a chicken-pizza hybrid and people are loving it

We’ve taken it too far.

5.0k

Jul 9th 2015, 6:45 PM

14 pets who are just SO done with Christmas

Cute, but crying inside.

4.9k

Dec 18th 2014, 10:00 PM

9 of the silliest things ever banned across the world

… really?

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Nov 26th 2014, 9:30 PM