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Tuesday 30 May 2023 Dublin: 16°C

# Oh No!

Last year
Koalas declared endangered in eastern Australia amid disease and habitat loss
Koala populations in New South Wales have fallen by 33%-61% since 2001.
All time
Sexton spill gifts England an early try at Twickenham
George Ford pounces on Sexton error to score the game’s opening try.
Juve held to Sassuolo draw after this horror show from De Ligt and Buffon
Ronaldo saves Juve’s unbeaten start with second-half peno in 2-2 draw.
# Bizarre
One lap to go! Embarrassment as Salpeter denied women's 5,000m medal after early celebration
Lornah Chemtai Salpeter thought she had won silver, but had another lap to go in Berlin.
Ben Affleck joked about sexual assault in Hollywood and his Justice League castmates were morto
# Injury
Worry for Martin O'Neill as Shane Duffy limps off injured for Brighton
Duffy was brought off with a groin injury during Brighton’s 1-1 draw with Everton on Sunday.
# Backfired
Justin Bieber slid into the DMs of a gym to ask about a girl who worked there and it really backfired
Ah here.
# iresplaining
Everyone is taking the piss out of this Irish-American's angry comment on what it means to be Irish
“It seems you’ve forgotten true Irish pride.”
# lads central
People are taking the piss out of the CNN panel on to discuss the Women's March
“Something seems odd.”
# just do one
BBC made an absolute hames of the inauguration subtitles and it was gas
“Just shut it, yeah?”
There's a very gas but very unfortunate typo in the Derry Journal
Oh nooooo.
People have been sharing the most mortifying 'reply all' emails they have ever seen
And received. Oh, the humanity.
Yep, people are still pretty terrible at choosing passwords
You would think that people would know not to use ’123456′ as a password.
# Goodbye weekend
Here's how to combat the Sunday night fear that's been creeping up on you this evening
73% of Irish people have experienced it.
# youth in asia
People are losing it over this student's gas homework misunderstanding
Let’s investigate.
'David Is Dead' meme t-shirts have been axed following David Gest's death
Reality star David Gest passed away earlier today.
This woman's Twitter story about taking a poo in her date's house is absolutely mortifying
# online dating
This guy completely lost it over text when his Tinder date cancelled
Oh HELL no.
# many regrets
11 tattoos that prove grammar is important
Our eyes.
This guy has been drinking tea wrong his whole life -- like, REALLY wrong
# the fear
10 little things that will always put the fear of God in any Irish person
Prepare to get uncomfortable.
The 12 most hilarious CVs in the history of jobseeking
It’s safe to say that these people did not get the job.
# sitter
He's trying his best: Pochettino defends Roberto Soldado's unforgivable miss
Poor old Bobby.
# fundraiser
The name of this Irish Alzheimer's fundraiser will make you do a double take
Cruise ship heading home with Ebola scare passenger in isolation
The woman is said to have no symptoms and to be at low risk to the guests and crew.
# itouch you
Stop the world, you can now hold hands online with someone you miss
Why God, why?
# billy ray cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus retweeted a photo of 'fan' Jimmy Savile in unfortunate Twitter prank
# butter fingers
Oh no! Benjamin Fall might have a terminal case of white line fever
The Montpellier winger butchered a try scoring opportunity against Toulon yesterday.
# epiphany
This cat's sudden realisation that he's a cat is just heartbreaking
And by heartbreaking, we mean hilarious.
# Oh No!
This dog may have gotten in the way of a Google Street View car...
The images were captured and uploaded onto Google Street View in Chile.
# Oh No!
This dog may have gotten in the way of a Google Street View car...
The images were captured and uploaded onto Google Street View in Chile.
# Oh The Humanity
These American sorority girls have made the worst DIY rap video in history
It’s actually painful.
# Toilet Humour
Jonah Hill tells tragic tale of getting the blame for someone else's smell
It could have been love, were it not for the horrific smell in the jacks.
# eeeek
Don't panic: How to undo a sent email in Gmail
You’ll have to be quick though.
7 sentences that strike the fear of God into you
No, please. Don’t.
10 horrible realisations that strike fear in your daily life
Oh no. There’s no toilet paper…
# Oh No!
Peats ‘World of Electronics’ shuts its doors
Twenty-two staff members will be made redundant, the family owners announced today.
# 99 Problems
11 everyday decisions that drive you bonkers
Life is needlessly complicated.
14 bitter truths that will ruin your childhood memories
Apologies in advance.
# Oh No!
The 7 most disappointing moments in life
From least to most disappointing.