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Monday 27 March 2023 Dublin: -4°C

# Nope

All time
# Nope
WHO rules out Covid herd immunity this year
The virus has infected more than 90 million worldwide.
# Cringe
All Round to Mrs Brown's was shown on Gogglebox, and they absolutely tore it apart
‘It’s for the kind of people who go to an Elton John concert’.
# Nope
'Completely false': Chicharito denies reports he wants to switch West Ham for home soil
The Mexican striker has shot down reports suggesting he is ready to leave England for his childhood club Chivas.
# Gardasil
FactCheck: Is the Bishop of Waterford right to say the HPV vaccine is '70% safe'?
Bishop Phonsie Cullinan said the vaccine could encourage sexual activity. We can’t factcheck that – but we can say his ’70% safe’ claim is FALSE.
# two thumbs down
Some of the reviews for The Emoji Movie are so brutal that they're going viral
Eh, sad face emoji.
# Nope
Ukip turmoil as new leader quits just 18 days into the job
Nigel Farage has ruled out a return.
# Nope
This woman ate crisps covered in dead ants after mistaking them for pepper
No. NO.
# no no no no
Can you actually make it all the way through these Irish food fails?
Oh, the humanity.
# that's that then
UK government dismisses four-million-signature petition calling for a second Brexit vote
The government says that the population “must now prepare for the process to exit the EU”.
# Nope
Nope hoodies were the absolute height of style for Irish girls in the noughties
Leg it down to Hairy Legs there.
# hairy legs
8 feelings every Irish person had about their Susst flares
So much street juice, so little time.
# Nope
Mother says she gets mistaken for her daughter's sister, but Twitter is having none of it
When social media passes judgement, it doesn’t tend to spare people’s feelings…
# Nope
Stop the world. A Japanese restaurant has created a poo-flavoured curry
Good morning!
# no thank you
It rained tiny spiders in this Australian town
# marriage referendum
These teachers worry that a Yes vote could mean teaching 4-year-olds about the word 'gay'
A new group, Teachers for No, launched outside Leinster House today.
# Nope Nope Nope
Pat Carey is definitely not making a political comeback
The former minister has responded to fresh speculation he is plotting a Dáil comeback.
# Nope
A teen was suspended from school after wearing a fake bomb to ask a girl to prom
Probably not the wisest idea.
# noooope
A man tried to squash a spider, but the spider had one last trick up its sleeve
ARACHNOPHOBES BEWARE: THere is a whole load of NOPE up in here.
# dancing squid
Here is what happens when you pour soy sauce over a dead cuttlefish
Hint: it’s a living nightmare.
# Nope
Facebook's 'related' algorithm made quite a serious slip up today
Robots just don’t understand tact.
# Nope
Watch this terrifying octopus almost escape from its aquarium tank
Brace yourself for nightmares.
# Grim
Here's why there are headlines about a guy having sex with a fish
It’s just as bad as you think :(
# load of...
You can now buy little pills that turn your shite glittery
Stop the world, we want to get off.
# Nope
People with arachnophobia meet huge spiders
Terror town.
# Nope
Here's the 'child benefit' tweet a Cork bar was forced to apologise over
# terror town
Man had moth live in his head for three days
Welcome to your nightmare.
# shark bite
Massive fish nabs 4ft shark right off fisherman's line
Nope nope NOPE.
# Nope
Huge fish eats 4 ft shark in one bite
Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
# Nope
9 horrifying thoughts you've never even considered
So creepy.
# Nope
Terrifying swarm of flies in US so massive it shows up on radar
# kill it with fire
Woman sets her house on fire while trying to kill a spider
Makes total sense.
# Help
Girl goes diving in lake full of jellyfish, we say "NOPE"
No. Just no.
# paisean faisean
17 ways Irish people tried to be cool in the early noughties
So recent. So forgotten.
# What's in a name?
8 items with names that are made entirely of lies
Something has to be done about this.
# Nope
Footage of Dublin riots used as scenes of Norway in American TV show
Someone on Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. team doesn’t care much for accuracy.
# Nope
Girl bungee jumps without a harness
There are NO trust issues in this relationship.
# Ouch!
12 incredibly painful moments captured perfectly in GIFs
You will wince and you will grimace.
# Nope Nope Nope
11 things you don't want to think about before bed
Things that make you go “nope”.
# Nope
Disney are re-releasing the Little Mermaid, this time they've ruined it
The ‘second screen live’ experience sounds like a horror.
# Nope
Here are the worst things about going to a music festival
Didn’t get a ticket for Electric Picnic? You’re better off.