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Thursday 30 March 2023 Dublin: 12°C

# Goat

All time
# Goat
Messi claims fifth European Golden Shoe after winning Pichichi Trophy
The Argentine has finished the campaign as the top goalscorer on the continent after finding the net on 34 occasions in La Liga
# Goat
Magical Messi hits 100 Champions League goals to send Chelsea packing
Barcelona progress to the quarter-finals after a 3-0 win over Premier League opposition.
# Goat
Simeone: 'If we take Messi and put him in an Atletico shirt, we win'
Diego Simeone acknowledged the tough task of denying Barcelona another La Liga title.
# That's No Moon
The GOAT and the Death Star
Even after 17 years in the NFL, Tom Brady appears indestructible.
# main man
Argentina boss Sampaoli: 'Football owed Messi the World Cup'
Jorge Sampaoli was full of praise and indebted to hat-trick hero Lionel Messi after their win last night.
# Goat
Watch: Lionel Messi hat-trick fires Argentina into World Cup
Meanwhile, Chile were knocked out on a dramatic day in the South American qualifiers.
# Puck Fair
The legends behind the Kerry festival that crowns a goat every year
What’s with the royal goat?
Greatest of all time? Pat Spillane reckons Jim Gavin's Dublin footballers can achieve that mantle
“In terms of fitness, athleticism and mobility, I’ve never seen a team as good as this.”
# Goat
Play until I'm 40 - Roger Federer eyes new era of supremacy after Wimbledon record
The Swiss legend hopes to be around for a while yet.
# celebs
People are trolling GQ for calling Roger Federer 'the greatest tennis player of all time'
Er, that’s not Serena.
# Goat
(Love) Letter from Houston: Bad Brady, good Brady and GOAT Brady all on show
If football is a religion in Texas, they found their God last night.
# Goat
That's 19! Michael Phelps picks up another Olympic gold for the mantelpiece
America beat France and Australia in the men’s 4x100m freestyle relay.
# Goat
'Harder than any swim I've had in my life': Phelps qualifies for fifth Olympic Games
The whole retirement thing didn’t suit him, I guess.
# Gamechanger
Words don't do Lomu justice: 9 times Jonah left the world awestruck
The great man had to be seen to be believed.
# Take a Break
Meet the newest recruit to a police bomb squad in Australia
Boxer is joining New South Wales police.
# Totally Sensible
For some reason, this guy lived 'as a goat' in the Swiss Alps for three days
He says it’s because he wanted a break from being a “human being”.
# Animal Welfare
'You'll be f***ing beaten out of town': Puck Fair protest cancelled after threatening calls
Animal rights group Aran was planning to stage a demonstration.
# what the puck
This year's King Puck has been picked... But what exactly happens at the Kerry fair?
The organisers of the Puck Fair have responded to criticism from animal rights groups.
# goat show
Animal rights campaigners want to "take the Puck out of the fair"
ARAN wants the goat removed from the festival.
# stairway to heaven
Just a baby pygmy goat, trying to figure out how to use stairs
Stairs are hard, yo.
# old mcdonald
Guy freaks out when randomly ambushed by farm animals on the street
# Billy Goats Rough
Grabbing a real live goat by the horns is not an appropriate way to celebrate scoring
Just ask Cologne’s team mascot Hennes, the poor fella.
# goat russell
That amazing 'goat mistaken for a Jack Russell' story is probably fake
Here’s why.
# just a kid
Goat freaks out when she discovers she's a damn goat
Poor Caramel.
# No kidding
Hungry goat gets head stuck in crisp bag, fails to see anything wrong with the situation
He’s living his dream.
Magnificent 7: A review of Jon Jones’ record-breaking title reign
Is UFC champ Jon Jones the greatest ever? He certainly makes a great case.
# Nepal
Thousands of animals slaughtered in honour of Hindu goddess
Animals ranging from buffaloes to rats are being sacrificed in the name of the goddess Gadhimai. [GRAPHIC CONTENT].
# say wot
Goat says 'wot wot'
What whaaat?
# demon goat
This goat twisting its head around is straight out of The Exorcist
# what what
This Vine is proof that goats are smarter than we think
This one knows too much.
# goatie
Gerry Adams took a selfie with a goat, and here's the single most devastating response
Burns unit to Sinn Féin HQ.
# blow up
Goat tries to make sense of an inflatable chair, fails
Inflatable chairs make no sense, goat. Accept that.
# nice one mate
Man provides some excellent commentary for Gary the goat's workout
Loooovely mate!
# baaaaaa
Goats and sheep became individual species more than 4 million years ago
Researches mapping the genome of sheep believe their findings could have a massive impact on rural farming.
# billy goats stuff
This baby goat is your inspiration for the day
You can do better than this.
# Ride On
This goat getting a backer on its owner's bike is the greatest thing you'll see today
They see us rollin’, they hatin’.
# BFFs
Sad goat ends hunger strike after being reunited with his donkey pal
Mr G the goat and Jellybean the donkey really are BFFs.
# wheely goats gruff
You'll need the afternoon off after watching this baby goat on wheels
Frostie the Snow Goat.
# geep
An adorable sheep-goat hybrid has been born in Kildare
The ‘geep’ was born two weeks ago to farmer Paddy Murphy of Ballymore Eustace.
# hay bales
12 things you'll definitely see at a regional Paddy's Day parade
Bring out your vintage cars, your tin whistles and your tractors.