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Wednesday 8 February 2023 Dublin: 6°C

# Eat my goal

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Is it too late to consider this spectacular volley for the Puskas Award?
Alejandro Camargo scored a screamer at the weekend.
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Payet's super strike gives France victory in their Euro 2016 opener
However, the hosts looked anything but favourites in a below-par performance.
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Pick it out: What was the best Champions League goal this season?
Rolando, Suarez and Messi and all feature but what was your favourite?
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Pick it out: What was the best Champions League goal last week?
From Messi to Cristiano, these were the best strikes of the matchday.
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40-year old Paul Scholes still has a foot like a traction engine
You never lose it.
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Forget Harry... Marcus Kane may have scored the best goal of 2015
What a way to earn a 1-1 draw.
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Red hot Chile striker sends hosts into Copa America final with this stunning strike
10-man Peru just couldn’t cope with Eduardo Vargas last night.
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Robbie Fowler's quickest Premier League hat-trick record has been smashed
Southampton’s Sadio Mane took just 2 minutes 56 seconds to bang three in this afternoon.
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This Cork teenager is better at long-range free-kicks than you (unless you're Cristiano Ronaldo)
In that case, we apologise.
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Firing home a golazo is one way to make up for your terrible first touch
Jaume Costa’s second touch was significantly better than his first.
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England's Eniola Aluko gives Lionel Messi a run for his money with brilliant solo goal
As equalisers go, this wasn’t a bad effort at all.
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Supersub scores last-minute winner just five seconds after coming on
Edwin Cardona is the toast of Monterrey after his late winner.
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Ever scored with the outside of your boot direct from a corner?
Because Carlos Lobaton has.
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Brilliant bicycle kick from Brazil could well be our favourite goal of the week
Pat on the back for Joao Pedro.
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Would you take a Panenka to keep your team in a penalty shootout? Younis Mahmoud just did
Now this takes some nerves.
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Tim Cahill is back scoring spectacular goals
The Asia Cup favourites beat China 2-0 this morning.
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Shelbourne's Dylan Connolly scored this cracking effort last night
However, it wasn’t enough for Shels as they missed out on the First Division title.
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Who will come second to Colin Healy in August's Goal of the Month competition?
The Cork midfielder is already leading the voting.
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Woof! Antonio Di Natale's still scoring brilliant goals
The 36-year old retires at the end of the season.
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Eat my goal! Joe Garner editon
The Preston striker scored a cracker this evening.
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This Zidane-like volley wasn't enough to send Reading to the playoffs
Garath McCleary’s goal wasn’t enough though.
# Vintage Berbatov
VINE: Dimitar Berbatov scores the most nonchalant goal you'll see this weekend
The Bulgarian has given Monaco the lead over Nice.
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Is Bébé the man to save David Moyes' Manchester United career?
Note, headline contains almost 100% sarcasm.
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Anything Roo can do, Engelaar can do better
Orlando Engelaar scores from inside his own half.
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Here's Hulk's wonder goal from tonight's game with Dortmund
What a strike from the Zenit man.
# Woof
Thierry Henry is still very, very good at football
Pick this out.
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Ger O'Brien scored a screamer for St Pats last night
Take a bow son.
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Arsenal's first goal today was simply breathtaking
Almost perfect football.
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Woof! The best overhead kick you'll see this weekend
Take a bow Jurijs Žigajevs.
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Olympiakos' first goal tonight was a little bit special
Take a bow Vladimir Weiss.
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How to beat 3 defenders and a goalkeeper in one easy step
We dislocated a hip the last time we tried a Cruyff turn.
# Woof
David Trezeguet shows that even old men can score great goals*
*As long as you consider 36 old.
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You just don't see enough free kicks like this
Take a bow Reading’s Liam Kelly.
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Is this bizarre back-heel-karate-kick goal a fluke or not?
Because we really can’t tell.
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The best volley from a corner you're going to see this week
A goal worthy of the Premier League, never mind the Isle of Man’s Canada Life Premier League.
# Woof
Jonjo Shelvey hopefully shouted 'eat my goal' when he scored against United last night
It may have been an U21 game but still, woof.