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# does-not-compute - Last year 2021

HSE boss told NPHET member he was at 'wits end' over post-Christmas Covid computer glitch
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# Does Not Compute

HSE boss told NPHET member he was at 'wits end' over post-Christmas Covid computer glitch

Feb 18th 2021, 12:05 AM 60,739 Views 69 Comments

Ireland was likely experiencing record numbers of Covid-19 cases earlier than officially reported.

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Trinity makes it back into world's top 150 universities after error kept it out of rankings
# Back In Business
# Back In Business

Trinity makes it back into world's top 150 universities after error kept it out of rankings

Feb 10th 2017, 4:00 PM 17,231 Views 27 Comments

Trinity College Dublin came in at 131st in the world rankings.

Commissioner's email scandal highlights 'dinosaur-like' garda IT system
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Commissioner's email scandal highlights 'dinosaur-like' garda IT system

Nov 26th 2016, 7:05 AM 8,089 Views 19 Comments

While the discussion this week focused on security, gardaí want to know when the force will be equipped to police a 21st century Ireland.

Robot waiters did such a terrible job they forced two restaurants to close
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Robot waiters did such a terrible job they forced two restaurants to close

Apr 16th 2016, 10:00 AM 14,987 Views 17 Comments

The robots were not able to carry soup or other foods steadily and broke down freqently.

IBM under the spotlight of US authorities for 'certain transactions' in Ireland
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IBM under the spotlight of US authorities for 'certain transactions' in Ireland

Oct 28th 2015, 11:45 AM 9,410 Views 20 Comments

The company revealed the probe in its latest filings.

Garda PULSE system "not fit for purpose" and should be scrapped
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Garda PULSE system "not fit for purpose" and should be scrapped

Jan 15th 2015, 8:47 AM 20,353 Views 53 Comments

The Garda Inspectorate has also recommended scrapping the Pulse system.

Fox News commentator says non-Muslims can't go to Birmingham, Twitter explodes
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Fox News commentator says non-Muslims can't go to Birmingham, Twitter explodes

Jan 12th 2015, 9:46 PM 51,941 Views 145 Comments

Steven Emerson describes himself ‘a leading authority on Islamic extremist networks’.

One in six Irish people have NEVER used the internet
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# Does Not Compute

One in six Irish people have NEVER used the internet

Dec 17th 2014, 9:25 AM 5,428 Views 26 Comments

65% of Irish people said they use the internet every day.

Google only needs one click to tell if you're a robot or not
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# Does Not Compute

Google only needs one click to tell if you're a robot or not

Dec 3rd 2014, 3:09 PM 10,734 Views 10 Comments

Completing captchas may soon be a thing of the past.

Captain Kirk watches Colaiste Lurgan on the Late Late
# The Next Generation
From The Daily Edge
# The Next Generation

Captain Kirk watches Colaiste Lurgan on the Late Late

Sep 16th 2013, 9:17 AM 2,218 Views 0 Comments

He’d never encountered readings like those before.