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# Computer Says No

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Oisin Murphy return delayed by ‘administrative error’
Champion jockey was due to take three rides at Lingfield.
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'If you asked me if I'd like to play in a second-tier championship, the answer would be: 'No''
Carlow’s All-Star nominee Paul Broderick is strongly opposed to the idea of a ‘B’ football championship.
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Guardiola fumes as Brazilian midfielder Luiz remains unavailable
The 20-year-old hasn’t been able to get a work permit to play in England.
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No evidence of older cars being forced off road because owners can't get cover, Insurance Ireland says
Minister Michael D’Arcy is to write to Insurance Ireland over concerns older vehicles can’t get insurance cover.
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Salvaging the broadband plan: 'State stepping in to provide rural internet should be considered'
Fianna Fáil will tonight ask the government to stall the procurement process and review what has gone wrong in the roll-out of broadband.
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'I'm actually embarrassed': It'll be 2023 before all rural homes are connected to high-speed broadband
Rural TDs have hit out against Minister Denis Naughten who admitted it could be up to five years before all connections are done.
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Football Manager to blame as Bolivian FA mistakenly contact French defender about call-up
Ruben Aguilar was contacted by the South American country with a view to capping him at international level, but the video game’s data was incorrect.
# Rewind
Dáil footage reuploaded to Oireachtas website after being taken down
Politicians and journalists argued that it showed a lack of transparency from the State.
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Roma tell Liverpool €32 million isn't enough to bring top target Salah to Anfield
Klopp has identified the forward as one of his key transfer targets this summer.
# think before you click
There have been lots of cyber attacks on State websites that the public aren't even aware of
There have been calls for the Garda cyber crime unit to be beefed up.
# training day
Heuston, we have a problem: Irish Rail's new website is causing some commuters hassle
Despite the teething problems, Irish Rail has said the new site will make travelling by train easier.
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Thousands of families to lose out on money for childcare as Revenue can't give data to government
Revenue is not yet in a position to share information with the relevant department.
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You may soon have to input your TV licence number to watch RTÉ online
Minister Denis Naughten said he is looking to replicate the UK system.
# not even close
Tipping Point contestant gets Peter Schmeichel question horribly wrong
Bev, Bev, Bev, Bev, Bev…
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11 ways you know you're a FIFA widow(er)
The struggle is real.
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This out-half has a mystery kicking coach who he emails video clips to
Ireland will face this Italian in England in a few weeks.
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Manchester United upgrade IT systems, just two days after De Gea move collapses
Fairly suspicious timing.
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Deadline blunder sees De Gea's Real Madrid move fall through
The documents were reportedly password protected.
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Hillary's deleted emails were about Chelsea's wedding and yoga, apparently
Meanwhile, Bill has said he doesn’t actually use email…
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Lotto cancelled until tomorrow after lottery machines go on the blink
Don’t worry, if you have a ticket, it’s still valid.
# reboot ireland
Vodafone is blocking Lucinda's new party website - but not on purpose
The service provider has promised to whitelist the site and customers should soon be able to access it.
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Nearly half of your consumer complaints are going unresolved
A national survey found that faulty goods and services cost consumers close to €500 million.
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UPC broadband back up after technical difficulties across parts of Dublin
Engineers worked to fix the problem, said the broadband provider.
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Ban on Pirate Bay lifted by Dutch court
Access to Pirate Bay is still blocked to the majority of Irish internet users.
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IT consultant applies for college football coaching job, citing success playing Madden
I played Super Mario but you don’t see me trying to plumb in a dishwasher.
# Computer Says No
12 hilarious and troubling printer error messages
Printers are temperamental animals. Some of the things they come out with.
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7 things you (probably) didn't know about the man who decides the Premier League fixtures
Before the 2013/14 fixtures are announced, the Premier League gives us a glimpse at the science behind the schedule.
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Cesc Fabregas brings wrong passport to Moscow, detained in airport ahead of Champions League tie
Barcelona chiefs eventually resolved the situation and the midfielder was granted a temporary visa.
# Little Breakup?
Little Britain comedy duo reported to be breaking up but Matt Lucas says no
One half of the comedy duo tweeted to his followers to deny the report.
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Mike Tyson's guide to breaking your Angry Birds addiction
Iron Mike explains how you too can get your life back.
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FAI website crashes due to Europa League final ticket traffic
Ballot opens for Irish fans hoping to attend Europa League final.