# Computer Says No

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# Computer Says No

Oisin Murphy return delayed by ‘administrative error’

Champion jockey was due to take three rides at Lingfield.

2.2k

Mar 12th 2021, 9:29 AM

# Computer Says No

'If you asked me if I'd like to play in a second-tier championship, the answer would be: 'No''

Carlow’s All-Star nominee Paul Broderick is strongly opposed to the idea of a ‘B’ football championship.

14.7k

Oct 31st 2018, 5:31 PM

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Guardiola fumes as Brazilian midfielder Luiz remains unavailable

The 20-year-old hasn’t been able to get a work permit to play in England.

11.1k

Aug 10th 2018, 3:43 PM

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No evidence of older cars being forced off road because owners can't get cover, Insurance Ireland says

Minister Michael D’Arcy is to write to Insurance Ireland over concerns older vehicles can’t get insurance cover.

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Jul 29th 2018, 8:30 PM

# Computer Says No

Salvaging the broadband plan: 'State stepping in to provide rural internet should be considered'

Fianna Fáil will tonight ask the government to stall the procurement process and review what has gone wrong in the roll-out of broadband.

8.1k

Feb 6th 2018, 1:19 PM

# Computer Says No

'I'm actually embarrassed': It'll be 2023 before all rural homes are connected to high-speed broadband

Rural TDs have hit out against Minister Denis Naughten who admitted it could be up to five years before all connections are done.

19.3k

Jan 6th 2018, 6:15 AM

# Computer Says No

Football Manager to blame as Bolivian FA mistakenly contact French defender about call-up

Ruben Aguilar was contacted by the South American country with a view to capping him at international level, but the video game’s data was incorrect.

10.1k

Oct 2nd 2017, 8:24 PM

# Rewind

Dáil footage reuploaded to Oireachtas website after being taken down

Politicians and journalists argued that it showed a lack of transparency from the State.

32.0k

Sep 25th 2017, 7:25 PM

# Computer Says No

Roma tell Liverpool €32 million isn't enough to bring top target Salah to Anfield

Klopp has identified the forward as one of his key transfer targets this summer.

6.8k

Jun 2nd 2017, 2:34 PM

# think before you click

There have been lots of cyber attacks on State websites that the public aren't even aware of

There have been calls for the Garda cyber crime unit to be beefed up.

10.0k

May 16th 2017, 6:15 AM

# training day

Heuston, we have a problem: Irish Rail's new website is causing some commuters hassle

Despite the teething problems, Irish Rail has said the new site will make travelling by train easier.

31.5k

Apr 24th 2017, 2:50 PM

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Thousands of families to lose out on money for childcare as Revenue can't give data to government

Revenue is not yet in a position to share information with the relevant department.

29.0k

Apr 12th 2017, 4:52 PM

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You may soon have to input your TV licence number to watch RTÉ online

Minister Denis Naughten said he is looking to replicate the UK system.

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Apr 4th 2017, 5:30 PM

# not even close

Tipping Point contestant gets Peter Schmeichel question horribly wrong

Bev, Bev, Bev, Bev, Bev…

12.3k

Feb 7th 2017, 11:39 AM

# Computer Says No

11 ways you know you're a FIFA widow(er)

The struggle is real.

5.9k

Oct 3rd 2015, 1:21 PM

# Computer Says No

This out-half has a mystery kicking coach who he emails video clips to

Ireland will face this Italian in England in a few weeks.

6.5k

Sep 17th 2015, 8:21 AM

# Computer Says No

Manchester United upgrade IT systems, just two days after De Gea move collapses

Fairly suspicious timing.

7.4k

Sep 3rd 2015, 4:15 PM

# Computer Says No

Deadline blunder sees De Gea's Real Madrid move fall through

The documents were reportedly password protected.

12.6k

Sep 1st 2015, 7:58 AM

# Computer Says No

Hillary's deleted emails were about Chelsea's wedding and yoga, apparently

Meanwhile, Bill has said he doesn’t actually use email…

15.0k

Mar 11th 2015, 7:17 PM

# Computer Says No

Lotto cancelled until tomorrow after lottery machines go on the blink

Don’t worry, if you have a ticket, it’s still valid.

118k

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Feb 4th 2015, 10:56 PM

# reboot ireland

Vodafone is blocking Lucinda's new party website - but not on purpose

The service provider has promised to whitelist the site and customers should soon be able to access it.

18.8k

Jan 3rd 2015, 2:15 PM

# Computer Says No

Nearly half of your consumer complaints are going unresolved

A national survey found that faulty goods and services cost consumers close to €500 million.

6.9k

Dec 10th 2014, 12:45 PM

# Computer Says No

UPC broadband back up after technical difficulties across parts of Dublin

Engineers worked to fix the problem, said the broadband provider.

21.8k

Sep 30th 2014, 6:00 PM

# Computer Says No

Ban on Pirate Bay lifted by Dutch court

Access to Pirate Bay is still blocked to the majority of Irish internet users.

12.2k

Jan 28th 2014, 3:00 PM

# Computer Says No

IT consultant applies for college football coaching job, citing success playing Madden

I played Super Mario but you don’t see me trying to plumb in a dishwasher.

5.0k

Dec 13th 2013, 3:20 PM

# Computer Says No

12 hilarious and troubling printer error messages

Printers are temperamental animals. Some of the things they come out with.

20.9k

Jul 14th 2013, 1:00 PM

# Computer Says No

7 things you (probably) didn't know about the man who decides the Premier League fixtures

Before the 2013/14 fixtures are announced, the Premier League gives us a glimpse at the science behind the schedule.

5.1k

Jun 18th 2013, 6:03 PM

# Computer Says No

Cesc Fabregas brings wrong passport to Moscow, detained in airport ahead of Champions League tie

Barcelona chiefs eventually resolved the situation and the midfielder was granted a temporary visa.

5.7k

Nov 19th 2012, 10:20 AM

# Little Breakup?

Little Britain comedy duo reported to be breaking up but Matt Lucas says no

One half of the comedy duo tweeted to his followers to deny the report.

643

Jun 16th 2011, 3:29 PM

# Computer Says No

Mike Tyson's guide to breaking your Angry Birds addiction

Iron Mike explains how you too can get your life back.

447

Mar 24th 2011, 2:59 PM

# Computer Says No

FAI website crashes due to Europa League final ticket traffic

Ballot opens for Irish fans hoping to attend Europa League final.

457

Dec 16th 2010, 12:23 PM