# Computer Says No

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Oisin Murphy return delayed by ‘administrative error’
'If you asked me if I'd like to play in a second-tier championship, the answer would be: 'No''
Guardiola fumes as Brazilian midfielder Luiz remains unavailable
No evidence of older cars being forced off road because owners can't get cover, Insurance Ireland says
Salvaging the broadband plan: 'State stepping in to provide rural internet should be considered'
'I'm actually embarrassed': It'll be 2023 before all rural homes are connected to high-speed broadband
Football Manager to blame as Bolivian FA mistakenly contact French defender about call-up
Dáil footage reuploaded to Oireachtas website after being taken down
Roma tell Liverpool €32 million isn't enough to bring top target Salah to Anfield
There have been lots of cyber attacks on State websites that the public aren't even aware of
Heuston, we have a problem: Irish Rail's new website is causing some commuters hassle
Thousands of families to lose out on money for childcare as Revenue can't give data to government
You may soon have to input your TV licence number to watch RTÉ online
Tipping Point contestant gets Peter Schmeichel question horribly wrong
11 ways you know you're a FIFA widow(er)
This out-half has a mystery kicking coach who he emails video clips to
Manchester United upgrade IT systems, just two days after De Gea move collapses
Deadline blunder sees De Gea's Real Madrid move fall through
Hillary's deleted emails were about Chelsea's wedding and yoga, apparently
Lotto cancelled until tomorrow after lottery machines go on the blink
Vodafone is blocking Lucinda's new party website - but not on purpose
Nearly half of your consumer complaints are going unresolved
UPC broadband back up after technical difficulties across parts of Dublin
Ban on Pirate Bay lifted by Dutch court
IT consultant applies for college football coaching job, citing success playing Madden
12 hilarious and troubling printer error messages
7 things you (probably) didn't know about the man who decides the Premier League fixtures
Cesc Fabregas brings wrong passport to Moscow, detained in airport ahead of Champions League tie
Little Britain comedy duo reported to be breaking up but Matt Lucas says no
Mike Tyson's guide to breaking your Angry Birds addiction
FAI website crashes due to Europa League final ticket traffic