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# Short and sweet

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# Short and sweet
Laois on hunt for new manager as Sugrue makes surprise decision to step away
The Kerryman steered the O’Moore County to back-to-back promotions in the league.
# Short and sweet
Paul Scholes departs as Oldham Athletic manager after just one month in charge
The former Manchester United midfielder picked up one win from seven games.
# Short and sweet
Munster confirm that Rassie and Nienaber will leave the province in December
The SARU have been keeping a close eye on Erasmus’ successful season in Ireland.
# Long Goodbye
'All calm on the western front': Fine Gael happy with Enda's message at crunch meeting
Kenny will deal with the leadership issue “effectively and conclusively” when he returns from the US.
# Short and sweet
It won't take you long to watch Jose Mourinho's 28-second post-match interview
Cheer up, Jose.
# deadpan
This man's to-the-point obituary is going viral
Applause.
# Short and sweet
Jose Mourinho didn't spend long writing his programme notes this week
The Blues can clinch their fourth Premier League title this afternoon.
# Short and sweet
This politician's one-word press release might just be the best ever
A man of not too many words.
# Short and sweet
Dutch football had the quickest sending off in its history last night
PSV Eindhoven’s full-back was red-carded after just 29 seconds in their win over NAC Breda.
# winger/singer
Here's Andrew Trimble singing an ode to Ronan O'Gara with a Mariachi band
The IRUPA Player of the Year managed to sing through his spuds.
# I will in my Swiss
Irish Rail's cheeky new DART ad is very clever
Just roll with it.
# Short and sweet
Here is Patrick Nulty's very short resignation letter
The independent TD has formally resigned his Dáil seat.
# Size Matters
Short man syndrome DOES exist, Oxford University says so
Paranoid things come in small packages, apparently.
# Short and sweet
Uncaged: Each UFC division summed up in 140 characters
If Conor McGregor can do it, then so can we.