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    # satire - Sunday 21 October, 2012

    Here are our 5 favourite fake football stories of the week
    # Satire
    From The42
    # Satire

    Here are our 5 favourite fake football stories of the week

    Oct 21st 2012, 11:00 AM 1,910 Views 0 Comments

    Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy to release a charity single, and other fantastical tales.

    # satire - Saturday 6 October, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Current Affairs
    From The Daily Edge
    # Current Affairs

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Oct 6th 2012, 5:00 PM 3,904 Views 4 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Children’s hospital site for Balbriggan? TDs to stay home to cut costs? Chinese takeaways off menu for athletes?

    # satire - Sunday 30 September, 2012

    Iran's news agency: Sorry we mistook a story from The Onion for real news
    # Oops
    # Oops

    Iran's news agency: Sorry we mistook a story from The Onion for real news

    Sep 30th 2012, 1:23 PM 9,781 Views 12 Comments

    Iran’s state news agency ran a story about an opinion poll which found Mahmoud Ahmadinjad was more popular than Barack Obama. Only problem? It was from The Onion.

    # satire - Saturday 22 September, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Sep 22nd 2012, 5:00 PM 4,386 Views 8 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: James Reilly wins international comedy award; mystery as man found in Dublin “without a care in the world”; Rosanna’s breasts issue complaint.

    # satire - Saturday 15 September, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Sep 15th 2012, 5:00 PM 4,713 Views 5 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Will Rory McIlroy attend The Gathering? And round 2 of Michael Noonan versus the IMF…

    # satire - Saturday 8 September, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Sep 8th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,133 Views 3 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Litter-picking fun for tourists; injuring oneself to get away from James Reilly; one-way free travel?

    # satire - Saturday 25 August, 2012

    Here is the week’s news… skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week’s news… skewed

    Aug 25th 2012, 6:10 PM 6,734 Views 3 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Burglars thank Department of Justice for not replacing Garda squad cars and a Rose goes rogue…

    # satire - Saturday 18 August, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Current Affairs
    From The Daily Edge
    # Current Affairs

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Aug 18th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,572 Views 0 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: The GAA dismisses reports of vajazzling – and the Mars Curiosity rover faces a hostile reaction from the natives.

    # satire - Thursday 16 August, 2012

    Video: NASA is sexy and they know it
    # LMFAO
    From The Daily Edge
    # LMFAO

    Video: NASA is sexy and they know it

    Aug 16th 2012, 4:56 PM 8,820 Views 7 Comments

    NASA’s Curiosity mission + LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It = inevitable parody video.

    # satire - Saturday 11 August, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Aug 11th 2012, 6:00 PM 5,344 Views 0 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: The underground sect which has never been exposed to Craig Doyle – and would you trust NAMA to mind your children?

    # satire - Saturday 4 August, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Aug 4th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,074 Views 4 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Why wasn’t Seán Quinn honoured at Olympics opening ceremony? Will Shell truck rescue create 13,000 jobs?

    # satire - Saturday 28 July, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jul 28th 2012, 6:00 PM 6,771 Views 11 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: New study highlights the upside to childhood obesity – and how commuters are killing the buzz for junkies taking drugs in public.

    # satire - Saturday 21 July, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jul 21st 2012, 6:00 PM 3,534 Views 4 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Students to be means tested by their teachers – and how the poor are leading by example when it comes to austerity.

    # satire - Saturday 14 July, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jul 14th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,178 Views 3 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Reilly for Finance Minister? Too warm a welcome for RTÉ’s new MD of news?

    # satire - Saturday 7 July, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jul 7th 2012, 6:00 PM 4,882 Views 4 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Buying the God particle; elderly targeting the elderly; Ireland’s first efficient bank?

    # satire - Saturday 30 June, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jun 30th 2012, 6:00 PM 4,463 Views 3 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: The Government stands up to itself over the Croke Park Agreement; household charge to be used for floods; and new e-voting machines on the way…

    # satire - Saturday 23 June, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jun 23rd 2012, 6:00 PM 3,494 Views 2 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: A “no loaves, no fishes” Eucharistic Congress; TDs free to terrorise old constituencies…

    # satire - Saturday 16 June, 2012

    The week in news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    The week in news... skewed

    Jun 16th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,692 Views 5 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Ireland let Spain and Italy down at Euro 2012 and why the Lotto’s not worth winning on the dole…

    # satire - Saturday 9 June, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jun 9th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,069 Views 0 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Mick Wallace saves the country €2.1 million; Irish Catholics get religious guidance from Fr Ted re-runs; and Finance officials no longer allowed to do sums…

    # satire - Friday 8 June, 2012

    The Magnificent Seven: Aprés Match skits
    # Satire
    From The42
    # Satire

    The Magnificent Seven: Aprés Match skits

    Jun 8th 2012, 10:00 AM 1,973 Views 0 Comments

    With the popular RTÉ clip show returning for the Euros, we thought we’d revisit some of our favourite clips.

    # satire - Saturday 2 June, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jun 2nd 2012, 6:30 PM 4,367 Views 2 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Cars caught driving at the speed limit; unemployed told not to pull sickies during Euro2012; sunshine emergency…

    # satire - Saturday 26 May, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    May 26th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,215 Views 0 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: The secret link between Jedward and the Central Bank and the TD who was caught working…

    # satire - Saturday 12 May, 2012

    Here's the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here's the week's news... skewed

    May 12th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,739 Views 0 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: The Leaving Cert could be the death for Chinese language and Ó Cúiv’s new job as a party pooper in Perth.

    # satire - Saturday 5 May, 2012

    Here's the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here's the week's news... skewed

    May 5th 2012, 6:00 PM 4,351 Views 6 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Continuity Irish Dancers turn vicious over ringlets row; 12 million bungalows for Athlone; Michael Noonan takes Miss Ireland crown as ‘warning’…

    # satire - Saturday 28 April, 2012

    Here is the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Apr 28th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,334 Views 7 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: A Garda sat-nav cult and Phil Hogan scales Liberty Hall, Lucinda in paw.

    # satire - Saturday 21 April, 2012

    Here's the week's news... skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here's the week's news... skewed

    Apr 21st 2012, 6:00 PM 4,366 Views 5 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Cash for Water Meters outlets and the three top causes of unwanted pregnancies.

    # satire - Friday 20 April, 2012

    Column: On a 'bold' priest and his seditious message of love
    # Humour
    From The Daily Edge
    # Humour

    Column: On a 'bold' priest and his seditious message of love

    Apr 20th 2012, 7:40 PM 32 Views 4 Comments

    This week, the (Not) Primate of All Ireland tries to avoid being influenced by the arrival of a ‘maverick’ priest who wants him to be nice to gay people and for clerics to be able to marry.

    # satire - Saturday 14 April, 2012

    Here is the week’s news… skewed
    # Not The News
    From The Daily Edge
    # Not The News

    Here is the week’s news… skewed

    Apr 14th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,880 Views 5 Comments

    BREAKING via The Mire wire: Government ministers hearing voices (one in particular); schools cut out children altogether; cars feel confined by parking spaces.

    # satire - Friday 13 April, 2012

    Column: Cardinal Rules - on hairdryers, Big Ben Dunne and the Titanic 'industry'
    # Humour
    From The Daily Edge
    # Humour

    Column: Cardinal Rules - on hairdryers, Big Ben Dunne and the Titanic 'industry'

    Apr 13th 2012, 8:30 PM 38 Views 9 Comments

    This week, the (not) primate of All Ireland recalls the terrible events after Ardfillan won the county final: ““The whole team went into the dressing room, roaring and shouting like apes. Then they put on all the hair dryers…”

    # satire - Friday 30 March, 2012

    Column: Cardinal Rules - On the household charge and the stranger at the door
    # Cardinal Rules
    From The Daily Edge
    # Cardinal Rules

    Column: Cardinal Rules - On the household charge and the stranger at the door

    Mar 30th 2012, 7:30 PM 3 Views 6 Comments

    This week, the (Not) Primate of All Ireland and his pals worry about levies, escaped convicts… and spiked lemonade.

    # satire - Thursday 29 March, 2012

    Coming back for a new series? Yes, Prime Minister
    # Comedy
    From The Daily Edge
    # Comedy

    Coming back for a new series? Yes, Prime Minister

    Mar 29th 2012, 9:58 PM 3,529 Views 15 Comments

    The classic BBC comedy ended in 1988 but its writers are set to bring the series back to life.

    # satire - Saturday 24 March, 2012

    VIDEO: What if... the British ruled Ireland?
    # Satire
    From The Daily Edge
    # Satire

    VIDEO: What if... the British ruled Ireland?

    Mar 24th 2012, 1:00 PM 10,154 Views 59 Comments

    Satirical video proposes Ireland give back the reins of power to the UK. Well, sort of. What do you think of the short film?

    # satire - Friday 9 March, 2012

    Column: Cardinal Rules - On gay rights
    # Humour
    From The Daily Edge
    # Humour

    Column: Cardinal Rules - On gay rights

    Mar 9th 2012, 7:30 PM 26 Views 21 Comments

    This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland worries about the support of the Tories and Fianna Fáil for gay marriage but finds a new champion in a Scottish colleague – and relief in Winning Streak.

    # satire - Friday 24 February, 2012

    Column: Cardinal Rules - What NOT to do on your Lenten fast
    # Humour
    # Humour

    Column: Cardinal Rules - What NOT to do on your Lenten fast

    Feb 24th 2012, 7:30 PM 53 Views 14 Comments

    This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland tracks his colleague’s ‘progress’ with his sponsored fast – including an awkward incident with a chocolate Swiss roll…

    # satire - Friday 13 January, 2012

    Gilmore: I'm not the invisible man
    # Eamon Gilmore
    # Eamon Gilmore

    Gilmore: I'm not the invisible man

    Jan 13th 2012, 12:21 PM 3,272 Views 44 Comments

    The Tánaiste said this morning that he has “never worked as hard in his life” and rejected claims that he has been invisible.

    # satire - Friday 6 January, 2012

    Column: Cardinal Rules - On January boot camp for the boys
    # Fun
    From The Daily Edge
    # Fun

    Column: Cardinal Rules - On January boot camp for the boys

    Jan 6th 2012, 8:30 PM 21 Views 18 Comments

    This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland observes a morale-building exercise, complete with assault course and Dr James Reilly’s speech-giving techniques.

    # satire - Saturday 24 December, 2011

    Column: Cardinal Rules - The Three Wise(ish) Men
    # Humour
    From The Daily Edge
    # Humour

    Column: Cardinal Rules - The Three Wise(ish) Men

    Dec 24th 2011, 4:00 PM 39 Views 8 Comments

    This Christmas Eve, the (not) Primate of All Ireland brings his specially-extended version of the tale of The Three Wise Men… and an aubergine.

    # satire - Friday 9 December, 2011

    Column: Cardinal Rules - On giving Brian Hayes a helping hand
    # Opinion
    From The Daily Edge
    # Opinion

    Column: Cardinal Rules - On giving Brian Hayes a helping hand

    Dec 9th 2011, 8:30 PM 6 Views 5 Comments

    This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland reflects on the needy and vulnerable of Ireland, including members of Government who now have to subsist on only several thousand euro a week…

    # satire - Friday 25 November, 2011

    Column: Cardinal Rules - on hiring housekeepers
    # Opinion
    From The Daily Edge
    # Opinion

    Column: Cardinal Rules - on hiring housekeepers

    Nov 25th 2011, 7:25 PM 24 Views 4 Comments

    This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland gets with the guidelines and indulges in a touch of “positive discrimination” when hiring for the clerical household.

    # satire - Friday 11 November, 2011

    Column: Cardinal Rules - on 'Endaism' (ignoring the worst-case scenario)
    # Opinion
    From The Daily Edge
    # Opinion

    Column: Cardinal Rules - on 'Endaism' (ignoring the worst-case scenario)

    Nov 11th 2011, 8:30 PM 10 Views 2 Comments

    This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland contemplates the usefulness of looking on the bright side. Incessantly.

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