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Monday 11 December 2023 Dublin: 7°C

# Poo

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Poisonous poo: Polluted chicken muck is piling up in The Netherlands
Tonnes of muck contaminated with a banned insecticide are piling up in hundreds of Dutch poultry farms.
This story of a woman throwing a poo out a window on a Tinder date is absolutely incredible
How did it come to this?
'It's bird, dog, horse, cow, and people poo': Swimmers warned to stay out of the water near Melbourne
There’s a bit of a nasty surprise waiting in the water.
This woman's Twitter story about taking a poo in her date's house is absolutely mortifying
This little boy interrupted his parents' wedding to tell them he needed a poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Everyone's talking about how 'teatox' makes you poo like crazy
“I’ve never farted so much in my life.”
Somebody has spotted another mortifying typo on one of Aldi's products
Ah lads.
Not one fine issued for dog fouling on Dublin beaches this year
One councillor said there are not enough people employed to monitor the council’s bylaws.
Stop the world. A Japanese restaurant has created a poo-flavoured curry
Good morning!
Parents are posting pictures of their kids' 'poo faces' online, and it's hilariously gross
If you’re happy in your nappy clap your hands…
There's probably something very, very nasty on your toothbrush
Unless you live alone, that is.
A girl's Sweet Sixteen party was ruined by poo falling from the sky
Not ideal.
There could be millions of euro worth of gold in our poo
The first 'poo bus' was unveiled to the public in the UK today
The bus is powered on waste from more than 32,000 households.
Man poos on nightclub dance floor, blames 'vindaloo curry and pints'
Nightmaaaaaaare. For everyone involved.
Neanderthals made sure to eat their greens, ancient poo reveals
The study in the journal PLOS ONE is the first to analyze feces in an attempt to show precisely what kinds of foods our long-extinct kin were eating.
Would you get married in a sewage treatment plant?
One couple have already booked themselves in.
Dublin mayors tell dog-owners: pick up after your pooches
Dublin’s mayors have launched a new hotline number where people can report offenders.
Kid has hilarious conversation with himself about his poo
He doesn’t know he’s being taped, and it’s the best thing ever.
Woman ejected from McDonalds after her horse soils floor
The horse “ended up doing his business on the floor”, UK police said.
The most extreme anti-dog-poo ad you'll ever see
You’ll be scared into pooper scooper yes forever.
This company wants to bring 'bum wipes' to your bathroom
Loo roll is “primitive”, apparently.
Golden boy Lineker: ‘I pooed on the pitch against Ireland’
First losing 2018 to Russia, now a second World Cup shocker grips England: the famously mild-mannered star crapped mid-match.
Kings of Leon fall foul of falling fowl
Why cancel a gig? Hangover? Faulty equipment? No – pigeon droppings.