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    # not-the-news - Saturday 28 September, 2013

    Why bankers are just like Hobbits: The week's news skewed
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    Why bankers are just like Hobbits: The week's news skewed

    Sep 28th 2013, 10:30 AM 3,632 Views 10 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Most people ‘too stupid’ to emigrate, farmers want gun money, and Diageo unlikely to face charges over Arthur’s Day…

    # not-the-news - Saturday 21 September, 2013

    No cure for the Dáil: The week's news skewed
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    No cure for the Dáil: The week's news skewed

    Sep 21st 2013, 10:30 AM 6,724 Views 15 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: No bankers to be hurt in the making of inquiry; is the Pope a Catholic?

    # not-the-news - Saturday 14 September, 2013

    Taoiseach calls on Government to 'look busy': The week's news skewed
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    Taoiseach calls on Government to 'look busy': The week's news skewed

    Sep 14th 2013, 10:30 AM 5,492 Views 15 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: FAI looks for a manager who speaks English, Obama considers what to do about the Seanad, and Dáil reform ‘completely unnecessary’.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 7 September, 2013

    What John Waters did during his time in prison: The week's news skewed
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    What John Waters did during his time in prison: The week's news skewed

    Sep 7th 2013, 10:30 AM 12,509 Views 28 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Sean O’Rourke and Pat Kenny to wrestle, homeowner professes their love for Permanent TSB, and bankers mistreat their politicians.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 31 August, 2013

    Brian Cowen still can't believe he was Taoiseach: The week's news skewed
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    Brian Cowen still can't believe he was Taoiseach: The week's news skewed

    Aug 31st 2013, 10:30 AM 7,237 Views 42 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Lack of jobs causing unemployment and ‘ordinary man’ survives bus trip into town.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 24 August, 2013

    Banks to take us seriously... er, no: The week's news skewed
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    Banks to take us seriously... er, no: The week's news skewed

    Aug 24th 2013, 10:30 AM 5,498 Views 7 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Egypt despairs as Eamon Gilmore drafted in to heal divisions.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 17 August, 2013

    Gangsters' dream of winning Rose of Tralee: The week's news skewed
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    Gangsters' dream of winning Rose of Tralee: The week's news skewed

    Aug 17th 2013, 10:15 AM 10,286 Views 3 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Belmullet gardai seek help tracing their own movements; Bradley Manning apologises to Ryanair.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 10 August, 2013

    Dublin's most high security creche and annoying radio presenters: The week's news skewed
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    Dublin's most high security creche and annoying radio presenters: The week's news skewed

    Aug 10th 2013, 10:30 AM 15,302 Views 7 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Support grows for a Fine Gael-Fianna Fail-Labour-Sinn Féin-everyone else coalition and Dubliners terrorised by buses roaming the city.

    # not-the-news - Friday 9 August, 2013

    Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2013*
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    Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2013*

    Aug 9th 2013, 10:30 AM 7,273 Views 9 Comments

    *The events of 2013 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

    # not-the-news - Wednesday 7 August, 2013

    Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2011*
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    Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2011*

    Aug 7th 2013, 10:30 AM 6,043 Views 8 Comments

    *The events of 2011 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

    # not-the-news - Tuesday 6 August, 2013

    Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2010*
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    Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2010*

    Aug 6th 2013, 10:30 AM 9,329 Views 37 Comments

    *The events of 2010 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 3 August, 2013

    Orgasms and MacGill: The week's news skewed
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    Orgasms and MacGill: The week's news skewed

    Aug 3rd 2013, 10:30 AM 10,417 Views 7 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: A groundshaking event at MacGill summer school, Paddy and Pat – the sequel; bankers defaulting on responsibility.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 27 July, 2013

    Royal baby offered place in Irish creche: The week's news skewed
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    Royal baby offered place in Irish creche: The week's news skewed

    Jul 27th 2013, 10:30 AM 18,362 Views 13 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Diplomatic incidents over British Prince George, HSE tells everyone to lighten up.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 20 July, 2013

    Bit-of-a-buffoon inquiry: The week's news skewed
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    Bit-of-a-buffoon inquiry: The week's news skewed

    Jul 20th 2013, 10:30 AM 5,558 Views 7 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Seanad insists it’s relevant, talks about fanny; parades mar riots; Magdalene nuns coach banking execs.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 13 July, 2013

    Dirty Dancing in the Dáil: The week's news skewed
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    Dirty Dancing in the Dáil: The week's news skewed

    Jul 13th 2013, 10:30 AM 4,382 Views 2 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Late night Dáil party nearly ends in abortion and a cartographer worries that Lucinda Creighton may disappear right off the map.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 29 June, 2013

    Reillyland declared not in recession: The week's news skewed
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    Reillyland declared not in recession: The week's news skewed

    Jun 29th 2013, 10:00 AM 7,130 Views 5 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Irish getting better at racism, taking bankers to a long lunch, loving Anglo.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 22 June, 2013

    How to survive lunch with Bono: The week's news skewed
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    How to survive lunch with Bono: The week's news skewed

    Jun 22nd 2013, 10:00 AM 8,216 Views 23 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: G8 leaders express their support for Seán Quinn, and things get back to normal after the Obamas leave town.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 15 June, 2013

    PAC chairman hoping to replace Cmmdr Hadfield, bring wife and son: The week's news skewed
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    PAC chairman hoping to replace Cmmdr Hadfield, bring wife and son: The week's news skewed

    Jun 15th 2013, 10:00 AM 5,889 Views 1 Comment

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Ireland wants to be ruled by the head of Gerry Adams and the clothed body of Rihanna.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 8 June, 2013

    The G8 loves it when you smile: The week's news skewed
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    The G8 loves it when you smile: The week's news skewed

    Jun 8th 2013, 10:00 AM 6,723 Views 2 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: We’ll swap you Ulster Bank for the M50, scaring off the sun.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 1 June, 2013

    Alan Shatter 'humbled', HSE versus the China baby video: The week's news skewed
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    Alan Shatter 'humbled', HSE versus the China baby video: The week's news skewed

    Jun 1st 2013, 10:00 AM 7,237 Views 10 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: HSE officials too busy watching video of Chinese baby to appear on Prime Time, and parents using clothes recycling containers to mind children…

    # not-the-news - Saturday 25 May, 2013

    Enda Kenny visits Greece and J Edgar Shatter fights dirty: The week's news skewed
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    Enda Kenny visits Greece and J Edgar Shatter fights dirty: The week's news skewed

    May 25th 2013, 10:00 AM 4,919 Views 5 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Dáil beauty pageant causes tensions, Taoiseach and Greek PM hold shortest discussions ever, and laughter at SIPO…

    # not-the-news - Saturday 18 May, 2013

    Only losers take the bus, right Leo?: The week's news skewed
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    Only losers take the bus, right Leo?: The week's news skewed

    May 18th 2013, 10:00 AM 12,190 Views 6 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: The Gathering at the Dáil; Cabinet clones; Alan Shatter knows what you did last summer.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 11 May, 2013

    Fine Gael TDs on Twitter and free GP care : The week's news skewed
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    Fine Gael TDs on Twitter and free GP care : The week's news skewed

    May 11th 2013, 10:00 AM 5,281 Views 13 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Leinster House goes wild photocopying arses, free GP care for healthy citizens, and FG TDs insult each other for Twitter practice.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 4 May, 2013

    Snake oil, champagne-licking Troika: The week's news skewed
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    Snake oil, champagne-licking Troika: The week's news skewed

    May 4th 2013, 10:00 AM 6,052 Views 9 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Peter Mathews takes himself hostage and the Womb Repossession Bill takes centre stage.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 27 April, 2013

    James Reilly, circuses: The week's news skewed
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    James Reilly, circuses: The week's news skewed

    Apr 27th 2013, 10:00 AM 4,371 Views 10 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: “I was delighted when I heard we were getting a new political party,” a man on a bus in Rialto said. “Then I heard there were TDs in it.”

    # not-the-news - Saturday 20 April, 2013

    Here is the week in news... skewed
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    Here is the week in news... skewed

    Apr 20th 2013, 10:00 AM 7,929 Views 17 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: making it easier for everyone to be insolvent; Alan Shatter’s beliebers; Quinnsolvency and waking up the Troika in the middle of the night…

    # not-the-news - Saturday 13 April, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Apr 13th 2013, 10:00 AM 4,495 Views 8 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: How Ireland has some of the fittest fat kids in the world and why the axing of Communion grants is ‘worse than the famine’.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 6 April, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Apr 6th 2013, 10:00 AM 4,483 Views 1 Comment

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Kim Jong-Un clings on to his place in the Dáil Technical Group, pointing Phil Hogan at North Korea and Ireland nominated by troika for fantasy government awards.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 30 March, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Mar 30th 2013, 10:00 AM 8,196 Views 3 Comments

    Breaking via TheMire wire: Government concern over threesomes, Gardaí to be microchipped – and how Uzis could have prevented the bailout…

    # not-the-news - Saturday 23 March, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Mar 23rd 2013, 10:00 AM 6,247 Views 3 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: RTE stars confused by Pope’s message of humility, and Office of Public Works ‘may never know’ the source of the Cork floods.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 16 March, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Mar 16th 2013, 10:00 AM 7,348 Views 13 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: The country is ‘fraped’ with snow; Pope Francis feels let down by Ming Flanagan; horsemeat scandal neigh fair to the rich?

    # not-the-news - Saturday 9 March, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Mar 9th 2013, 9:45 AM 5,210 Views 0 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Rodents’ emigration plans thwarted; Revenue Commissioners get seriously serious; smart economy passes away in Leinster House.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 2 March, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Mar 2nd 2013, 5:00 PM 3,941 Views 3 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: SIPTU president wins Oscar; hopes rise of a politicians’ strike; Pope quits over Croke Park II; Lift chaos leads to primary care centre.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 23 February, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Feb 23rd 2013, 5:00 PM 5,220 Views 10 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Gerry’s teddy all the talk in toy town; today’s marginalised looking forward to a State apology in 2063; cé hé Micheál Martin?

    # not-the-news - Saturday 16 February, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Feb 16th 2013, 5:00 PM 6,949 Views 6 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Donkey meat disgusts horse meat eaters; Pat Rabbitte’s Valentine to himself; retirement advice from an ex-Pope.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 9 February, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Feb 9th 2013, 5:00 PM 4,204 Views 1 Comment

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Burgers first past the post; Labour reminds us, ‘I woz ere’; all back to Coppers after bank debt deal.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 2 February, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Feb 2nd 2013, 5:00 PM 7,391 Views 9 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Irish phrases that could confuses visitors for The Gathering, Clare Daly’s ‘house’ measure, and disoriented man could be member of government…

    # not-the-news - Saturday 26 January, 2013

    Here is the week's news... skewed
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    Here is the week's news... skewed

    Jan 26th 2013, 5:00 PM 9,175 Views 2 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Obesity helping the recliner chair-smuggling business; rural drinking a lifeline for rural Garda stations; GAA jealous of soccer ball boy phenomenon.

    # not-the-news - Saturday 19 January, 2013

    This is the week's news... skewed
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    This is the week's news... skewed

    Jan 19th 2013, 5:00 PM 5,483 Views 2 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Horse burgers, how politicians ignored on social media may suffer low self-esteem, and the possibility that Lance Armstrong may be telling the truth…

    # not-the-news - Saturday 12 January, 2013

    This is the week's news... skewed
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    This is the week's news... skewed

    Jan 12th 2013, 5:00 PM 4,308 Views 0 Comments

    Breaking via The Mire wire: Tinfoil hats to protect against interweb; abortion floodgates ‘like Guinness at The Gathering’; James Reilly a mystery to the Troika.

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