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Friday 27 January 2023 Dublin: 2°C

# NO NO NO

All time
# lucky charms
Cillian Murphy was having none of the Irish stereotypes on Stephen Colbert last night
“The leprechauns hide them from you”
# NO NO NO
A photo of a pizza slice with a rake of pineapple on it has given Twitter conniptions
Ah here.
# objection
Sky has cancelled *that* Michael Jackson episode starring Joseph Fiennes
How inevitable.
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15 key differences between reality TV in Ireland and reality TV in America
We just do things differently.
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A passenger spotted this taxi driver's seriously cringe call history
Hello..? Is this porn?
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'We have said time and again that we're not going in with Sinn Féin'
There’s a new round of speculation that the two parties could do a post-election deal.
# Changes
Jan O'Sullivan is 'absolutely determined' to continue Junior Cert reform despite union opposition
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the classroom…
# a toe man
The cast of the Fantastic Four were the latest to face an excruciatingly awkward interview
Make it end.
# NO NO NO
Benefit upset a lot of people by joining in on a 'fat-shaming' Twitter hashtag
The company made some contributions to #MakeAMovieAFatty .
# America
Texas is fighting back against US marriage equality
The state’s attorney general said Texans ‘must speak with one voice against this lawlessness’.
# NO NO NO
13 grammar fails that will make your brain hurt
“aaaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAARRRRGGGHH” – nerds
# lalala can't hear you
Here's how you can avoid spoilers for Game of Thrones (and other shows)
For the web is dark and full of terrors.
# NO NO NO
Homer and Marge are splitting up
Ah here.
# Me Nerves
Can you make it through this post without losing your nerves?
Aaaaaand breathe again.
# NO NO NO
The Lib Dems released an excruciating Uptown Funk video
Cannot be unseen.
# NO NO NO
Stop the world, let us off. Sex selfie sticks are now a horrifying reality
SMH.
# NO NO NO
Watch this Labour minister rule out coalition with just about everyone*
* Except Fine Gael.
# equality street
"Bonkers" ... That's what Peter Robinson thinks of the 'gay marriage cake' row
An Antrim bakery firm is being taken to court over its refusal to bake a Bert & Ernie ‘pro-gay marriage’ cake.
# the c word
There is a company in Wicklow currently hiring 150 Ch***tmas elves
No. No. NO.
# wee pet
Irish mam loses the head at son's surprise arrival home
He’d been gone for two years, TWO YEARS.
# NO NO NO
Lawyers warn TDs: Don't ask Angela Kerins about her salary, ok?
TDs aren’t happy about the warning.
# Spiders
Is the false widow spider in Ireland? Maybe...
*This article contains spiders.
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Watch: This former British prime minister doesn't want to answer any questions
Gordon Brown practically ran away from a journalist wanting to question him about fresh allegations concerning his former special advisor.
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10 horrible realisations that strike fear in your daily life
Oh no. There’s no toilet paper…
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She DID say yes! Here's what happened after the Rose of Tralee proposal...
New Orleans Rose MollyMolloy and Kyle were interviewed backstage. Awkward.
# NO NO NO
Video: When Margaret Thatcher didn't want to jump for TV
The lady’s not for jumping…