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# my anaconda don't

All time
# my anaconda don't
Twitter can't stop marveling at Tom Cruise's massive arse in this scene from Valkyrie
“Is Tom Cruise wearing a fake butt?” Yes, quite probably.
# my anaconda don't
Scientist offers to be eaten by anaconda, freaks out right before it
The anaconda is doing fine, the scientist is also ok.
# my anaconda don't
The internet is mad that this man didn't get eaten alive by a snake on TV
Like, really mad.
# my anaconda don't
Kim Kardashian bared her (massive) bum for a photo shoot, and the internet has gone nuts
Heavily NSFW.
# my anaconda don't
This man is going to be 'eaten alive' by an anaconda for a TV show
What could possibly go wrong?
# my anaconda don't
Dramatic reading of Anaconda in Irish sounds utterly poetic
Don’t want none unless you got Gaeilge, hun.