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#Humour

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Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jan 26th 2013, 5:00 PM 9,187 Views 2 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Obesity helping the recliner chair-smuggling business; rural drinking a lifeline for rural Garda stations; GAA jealous of soccer ball boy phenomenon.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Nov 3rd 2012, 5:00 PM 7,463 Views 5 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Making it easier to get an Irish Heritage certificate; criminals too busy wetting themselves at Garda Segways to commit crimes; Richie Boucher catches Bond producers’ eye.

The burning question*: Does milk taste better from a carton than from a plastic bottle?
# Dilemma
From The Daily Edge
# Dilemma

The burning question*: Does milk taste better from a carton than from a plastic bottle?

Oct 29th 2012, 12:00 PM 23,500 Views 43 Comments

It’s a Bank Holiday Monday, so let TheJournal.ie distract you from the ‘serious’ news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*not really)

Here is the week's news... skewed
# Current Affairs
From The Daily Edge
# Current Affairs

Here is the week's news... skewed

Oct 6th 2012, 5:00 PM 3,904 Views 4 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Children’s hospital site for Balbriggan? TDs to stay home to cut costs? Chinese takeaways off menu for athletes?

Here is the week’s news… skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week’s news… skewed

Aug 25th 2012, 6:10 PM 6,734 Views 3 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Burglars thank Department of Justice for not replacing Garda squad cars and a Rose goes rogue…

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Aug 11th 2012, 6:00 PM 5,344 Views 0 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: The underground sect which has never been exposed to Craig Doyle – and would you trust NAMA to mind your children?

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Aug 4th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,074 Views 4 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Why wasn’t Seán Quinn honoured at Olympics opening ceremony? Will Shell truck rescue create 13,000 jobs?

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jul 28th 2012, 6:00 PM 6,771 Views 11 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: New study highlights the upside to childhood obesity – and how commuters are killing the buzz for junkies taking drugs in public.

Here's your 'best unofficial Olympic billboard ad' pic of the day
# Humour
From The42
# Humour

Here's your 'best unofficial Olympic billboard ad' pic of the day

Jul 27th 2012, 2:14 PM 1,947 Views 0 Comments

Spotted in London…

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jul 21st 2012, 6:00 PM 3,534 Views 4 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Students to be means tested by their teachers – and how the poor are leading by example when it comes to austerity.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jul 14th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,178 Views 3 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Reilly for Finance Minister? Too warm a welcome for RTÉ’s new MD of news?

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jul 7th 2012, 6:00 PM 4,882 Views 4 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Buying the God particle; elderly targeting the elderly; Ireland’s first efficient bank?

The burning question*: Do you wash your feet in the shower?
# Dilemma
From The Daily Edge
# Dilemma

The burning question*: Do you wash your feet in the shower?

Jul 2nd 2012, 12:34 PM 36,588 Views 54 Comments

It’s Monday, so let TheJournal.ie distract you from the ‘serious’ news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*no really)

Here is the week's news... skewed
# Not The News
From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jun 30th 2012, 6:00 PM 4,463 Views 3 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: The Government stands up to itself over the Croke Park Agreement; household charge to be used for floods; and new e-voting machines on the way…

The burning question*: Where do used tea bags go?
# Work Can Wait
From The Daily Edge
# Work Can Wait

The burning question*: Where do used tea bags go?

Jun 25th 2012, 11:47 AM 6,255 Views 27 Comments

It’s Monday, so let TheJournal.ie distract you from the ‘serious’ news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*no really)

Here is the week's news... skewed
# Not The News
From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jun 23rd 2012, 6:00 PM 3,494 Views 2 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: A “no loaves, no fishes” Eucharistic Congress; TDs free to terrorise old constituencies…

Get your dinner jacket on! It's TheScore's alternative Euro 2012 awards, part I
# Red Carpet
From The42
# Red Carpet

Get your dinner jacket on! It's TheScore's alternative Euro 2012 awards, part I

Jun 20th 2012, 7:13 PM 2,176 Views 0 Comments

Will Cristiano Ronaldo take home one of the group stage’s top honours? Nope.

The week in news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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The week in news... skewed

Jun 16th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,692 Views 5 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Ireland let Spain and Italy down at Euro 2012 and why the Lotto’s not worth winning on the dole…

The burning question*: Should you make the bed every day?
# Dilemma
From The Daily Edge
# Dilemma

The burning question*: Should you make the bed every day?

Jun 11th 2012, 2:12 PM 6,452 Views 40 Comments

It’s Monday, so let TheJournal.ie distract you from the ‘serious’ news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*no really)

Here is the week's news... skewed
# Not The News
From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jun 9th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,069 Views 0 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Mick Wallace saves the country €2.1 million; Irish Catholics get religious guidance from Fr Ted re-runs; and Finance officials no longer allowed to do sums…

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jun 2nd 2012, 6:30 PM 4,367 Views 2 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Cars caught driving at the speed limit; unemployed told not to pull sickies during Euro2012; sunshine emergency…

Column: Decisions, decisions – Colm O’Regan’s guide to the referendum
# Opinion
# Opinion

Column: Decisions, decisions – Colm O’Regan’s guide to the referendum

May 26th 2012, 7:00 PM 43 Views 6 Comments

Scaremongering? Frontline debates? Growsterity? Comedian Colm O’Regan explains everything you need to know, but were too afraid to ask.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

May 26th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,215 Views 0 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: The secret link between Jedward and the Central Bank and the TD who was caught working…

You're welcome: Foot spas, Soda Streams, and other Irish gifts of yore...
# Irish Gifts
From The Daily Edge
# Irish Gifts

You're welcome: Foot spas, Soda Streams, and other Irish gifts of yore...

May 26th 2012, 9:15 AM 7,182 Views 20 Comments

What were the most popular gifts received in Irish households back in the day? From VHS tapes to Zogabongs, we take a look….

Unexpected Ministerial Balloon Photoshoot of the Day
# Pic Of The Day
From The Daily Edge
# Pic Of The Day

Unexpected Ministerial Balloon Photoshoot of the Day

May 17th 2012, 11:39 AM 1,969 Views 14 Comments

No comment.

Teachers Dancing Behind Students Video of the Day
# Scarlet
From The Daily Edge
# Scarlet

Teachers Dancing Behind Students Video of the Day

May 16th 2012, 11:09 AM 5,194 Views 13 Comments

No comment.

Here's the week's news... skewed
# Not The News
From The Daily Edge
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Here's the week's news... skewed

May 12th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,739 Views 0 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: The Leaving Cert could be the death for Chinese language and Ó Cúiv’s new job as a party pooper in Perth.

VIDEO: Brazilian player moonwalks while receiving yellow card
# Tribute
From The42
# Tribute

VIDEO: Brazilian player moonwalks while receiving yellow card

May 8th 2012, 1:37 PM 1,649 Views 3 Comments

Getting angry is so last season, the modern footballer should dance after every booking.

Here's the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here's the week's news... skewed

May 5th 2012, 6:00 PM 4,353 Views 6 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Continuity Irish Dancers turn vicious over ringlets row; 12 million bungalows for Athlone; Michael Noonan takes Miss Ireland crown as ‘warning’…

Here is the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Apr 28th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,334 Views 7 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: A Garda sat-nav cult and Phil Hogan scales Liberty Hall, Lucinda in paw.

Here's the week's news... skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here's the week's news... skewed

Apr 21st 2012, 6:00 PM 4,366 Views 5 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Cash for Water Meters outlets and the three top causes of unwanted pregnancies.

Column: On a 'bold' priest and his seditious message of love
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From The Daily Edge
# Humour

Column: On a 'bold' priest and his seditious message of love

Apr 20th 2012, 7:40 PM 35 Views 4 Comments

This week, the (Not) Primate of All Ireland tries to avoid being influenced by the arrival of a ‘maverick’ priest who wants him to be nice to gay people and for clerics to be able to marry.

How to... get your owner out of bed in the morning
# Work Can Wait
From The Daily Edge
# Work Can Wait

How to... get your owner out of bed in the morning

Apr 18th 2012, 11:30 AM 6,823 Views 29 Comments

Follow this cat’s example…

Here is the week’s news… skewed
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From The Daily Edge
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Here is the week’s news… skewed

Apr 14th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,880 Views 5 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Government ministers hearing voices (one in particular); schools cut out children altogether; cars feel confined by parking spaces.

Column: Cardinal Rules - on hairdryers, Big Ben Dunne and the Titanic 'industry'
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From The Daily Edge
# Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules - on hairdryers, Big Ben Dunne and the Titanic 'industry'

Apr 13th 2012, 8:30 PM 38 Views 9 Comments

This week, the (not) primate of All Ireland recalls the terrible events after Ardfillan won the county final: ““The whole team went into the dressing room, roaring and shouting like apes. Then they put on all the hair dryers…”

Column: Cardinal Rules - The Easter epic
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From The Daily Edge
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Column: Cardinal Rules - The Easter epic

Apr 8th 2012, 6:00 PM 14 Views 3 Comments

What happens when two rival live Passion Plays collide? This and the other Easter Weekend happenings from the (not) Primate of All Ireland.

UCD Promo of the Day - part deux
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From The Daily Edge
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UCD Promo of the Day - part deux

Apr 4th 2012, 2:20 PM 5,642 Views 6 Comments

Those meal deals in the UCD get stranger and stranger…

Column: Cardinal Rules - On the household charge and the stranger at the door
# Cardinal Rules
From The Daily Edge
# Cardinal Rules

Column: Cardinal Rules - On the household charge and the stranger at the door

Mar 30th 2012, 7:30 PM 5 Views 6 Comments

This week, the (Not) Primate of All Ireland and his pals worry about levies, escaped convicts… and spiked lemonade.

Column: Cardinal Rules - Our day with Mahon
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From The Daily Edge
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Column: Cardinal Rules - Our day with Mahon

Mar 23rd 2012, 8:30 PM 19 Views 10 Comments

This week, the not Primate of All Ireland recounts the anguish of the Mahon report – especially the bit where he tried to download it.

Column: Cardinal Rules - The real Book of Patrick
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From The Daily Edge
# Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules - The real Book of Patrick

Mar 16th 2012, 7:00 PM 18 Views 6 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland, shares some previously unpublished excerpts from a life of St Patrick… by his manservant Bran.