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'Not planning to return any time soon' - Southampton give hotel one-star review after late cancellation

The Saints were told their reservation had been cancelled due to an apparent virus outbreak ahead of their Premier League six-pointer with Swansea.

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May 9th 2018, 11:34 AM

Everyone is loving Obama's opening line on his return to public life yesterday

“So, uh, what’s been going on since I’ve been gone?”

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Apr 25th 2017, 7:44 AM

This brilliant Brexit joke after Wales' win last night is taking over the internet

52 – 48.

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Jul 2nd 2016, 2:41 PM