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Thursday 23 March 2023 Dublin: 10°C

# gas feeling

All time
# made in cyaaavan
Would you try these 'chocolate chip and honeycomb' sausages on sale in Lidl?
For a fry with a difference.
# penis and balls
Chrissy Teigen discovered Channel 4's Naked Attraction in her hotel room and her reaction was brilliant
“Oh my god they are just looking at genitalia. It’s zooming in on penis and balls”
# high low art
The genius Tabloid Art History Twitter account compares paparazzi shots with priceless paintings
A whole new way to learn about art.
# barry keoghan
Nicole Kidman does not approve of Dublin actor Barry Keoghan's passion for boxing
The actress said that her maternal instincts are the reason why she doesn’t want him to box.
People are seriously ripping the piss out of Balenciaga's latest €650 runners
Everyone seems to agree that they look like they were found in a lost property bin.
# sloane stephens
The photos of US Open winner Sloane Stephens reacting to receiving her cash prize are iconic
You really can’t help but feel happy for her.
# winks at camera
12 times the audience was the best part of the Late Late Show
They never fail to deliver the goods.
# ok...
People on Twitter are dissecting the strange assortment of decorations on Donald Trump Jr's desk
This man doesn’t really understand the concept of keeping photographs on your desk.
# before you go go
Lords of Strut held a dance party on the DART this week and people were surprisingly up for it
Even if we’re just dancin’ on the dart~
# get him derry
The viral 'bat video' family from Kerry ended up on Jimmy Kimmel and of course Derry still had the shorts on
Is this the world’s most famous bat now?
# Damn right
Kelis has finally shared the recipe for her milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard
In 2017 she can teach you, but she’ll no longer charge.
# serious business
12 times Irish newsreaders were unintentionally the best thing on TV
# Honest
Someone started a Twitter thread to 'name one bad Kevin Spacey movie' and Kevin Spacey responded
*name searches*
# pocos by philip
This video of an Irish man squeezing himself into a tiny pair of Poco jeans is gas
“I feel light as a feather… Ready for the town.”
# Hero
An Irish newsreader got the giggles while reading out this ridiculous local story on Scottish TV
You can’t blame him.
# poo poo it
This story of a woman throwing a poo out a window on a Tinder date is absolutely incredible
How did it come to this?
# Our Graham
Graham Norton told Stephen Colbert the secret to his great celeb interviews (it's drink, BTW)
Very simple really.
# boyzone better know
Stormzy asked Ronan Keating for a selfie at the GQ Awards and the pair really hit it off
As a result, Ronan Keating, Liam Gallagher and Stormzy are talking about a collaboration.
# it'll grow back
18 awful things every Irish woman has done to her hair
Bless us father for we have all sinned.
# bitch i'm madonna
FedEx won't give Madonna her post because they don't believe she's really Madonna
# bat out of hell
A bat flew into a family home in Kerry and the hilarious chaos that ensued was caught on film
In summary: a Kerry man tries to catch a bat in a towel while his family scream and piss in the background.
# it'sa me... not a plumber
Nintendo have announced that Mario has retired from being a plumber
In fairness, when’s the last time you saw him unclog a toilet?
12 of the quickest reactions to the royal baby announcement
Royal baby 3: RESURRECTION.
# through the mire
The 19 milestones of getting home from Electric Picnic
Welcome home, you grubby lot.
# ultimate festival hun
Miriam O'Callaghan had the time of her LIFE dancing to Chaka Khan at Electric Picnic yesterday
Miriam is every woman. It’s all in Miriam.
# ready for it
Taylor Swift unexpectedly dropped another single yesterday... Here's how everyone's reacting to it
Apparently Taylor Swift is a rapper now.
# Tweets
22 hilarious tweets written by Irish people
A nice way to start your week off.
# the claw
The picture Wikipedia uses for Croke Park on its 'All-Ireland Hurling Final' page is *slightly* misleading
“This sport looks WILD.”
# like a train in the night
The Divine Comedy closed their Electric Picnic set with this acoustic version of My Lovely Horse
The crowd wanted it. The crowd got it.
# lucky charms
Jamie Foxx attempted a Conor McGregor impression and he really made a hames of it
Jamie is better than this.
# never change
The mams of Picture This provided the best line during the band's Late Late interview last night
Athy represent.
# how dare you
An internet-wide argument has broken out about whether Jim in The US Office was actually a bit of a d*ck
It goes deep.
# Ouch
A woman's review of wax strips she bought from Boots that left her in bits before a date is tragically hilarious
The wax left her bikini line feeling like ‘the dance floor of a really questionable club at 3am’.
# uncanny
Everyone has been comparing Richard Madeley to Alan Partridge on Good Morning Britain this week
# young thug
The unbelievable story of how rapper Young Thug didn't realise he won a VMA for a video he never showed up to film
The director needs a serious round of applause.
# white guy blinking
An Aidan Gillen moment from last night's Game of Thrones finale has been turned into the best meme
Sorry, what?
# Receipts
A cottage owner in Clare seriously shut down a Tripadvisor review that questioned the accommodation's cleanliness
The manager didn’t take kindly to a complaint that the pool was ‘slippy’.
# Chancers
The great story of how two Irish lads snuck into the front row of the McGregor fight with no tickets
They really need to work on security at these things.
# bolloxed
Conor McGregor just brought the word 'bolloxed' to an international audience
What a day to be Irish.
# mcgregor v o donnell
Today is the last day that Daniel O'Donnell will ever be worth more money than Conor McGregor
Unless of course, Daniel O’Donnell fights Mayweather in the coming years.