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Monday 6 February 2023 Dublin: 8°C

# fish

All time
# serving fish
This makeup artist is sticking dead fish to her face
No.
# modified DNA
Fancy a 'Frankenfish'? Introducing the first genetically modified animal you can eat...
The decision from the US FDA comes after almost two decades of efforts to win approval for the salmon.
# With The Fishes
This woman ordered a table from eBay, but got 40 bags of fish instead
Come for the fish, stay for the contagious laughter.
# fish
Here's a snapshot of what a dietitian eats in a day
It’s not as complicated as you might think.
# river clodiagh
3,700 fish found dead in river after suspected chemical discharge
Inland Fisheries Ireland said it is following a definite line of enquiry but it will take years for the river to recover.
# Plague
Investigation launched after 600 dead crayfish are found in Cavan
The impact of the likely cause could be “severe” and “irreversible”.
# PIRAHNA
Terrifying but tiny - this whale-eating shrimp has been discovered in Irish waters
The shrimp was first discovered off the south-west coast.
# Dublin
Company fined after detergent leak kills thousands of fish on the River Tolka
Alma Hygiene will have to pay almost €35,000.
# sixth sense
Here's how a chicken could one day save thousands of lives
Or a fish, board, or even a toad.
# Limerick
"Catastrophic" - fish kill in Limerick river wipes out trout population
“Virtually nothing has been left alive,” say Inland Fisheries.
# fish out of water
Richard Branson posed naked with a fish and the internet obviously took the mick
*does double take*
# fishies
19 of the most stunning images from Google Street View... underwater
Under the sea, you and me.
# no thank you
This rare, massive 'sea serpent' washed up on a beach
It’s a lovely little oarfish.
# one and one
17 places to get fish and chips in Ireland before you die
The very best.
# oops upside yer head
Freshly-caught fish gets its last revenge on unsuspecting little boy
Fish slap! Baby, fish slap!
# Thou shall hev a fishy
This is what happens when you dump a few goldfish into a lake
TIP: Don’t do this.
# Romance
Helena Bonham-Carter poses erotically with a tuna, internet responds accordingly
Not codding you.
# crisis
Bad news if you love mussels: 10,000 tonnes of top quality Irish shellfish is unfit to eat
Algal blooms which should have disappeared by now have made some shellfish unsafe to consume.
# fishy behaviour
Belfast citizens warned not to eat mackerel found on the street after fish spill
A fish truck spilled its cargo all over the Ravenhill Road on Saturday, and the locals want to feast on their ‘catch’.
# i'll have the...
Here's why sea bass might be off the menu at your local restaurant for a while...
The European Union implemented an emergency ban on open trawling of sea bass today.
# fishy behaviour
Man pays £300 to save his constipated goldfish
Constipated. Goldfish.
# Grim
Here's why there are headlines about a guy having sex with a fish
It’s just as bad as you think :(
# what is that
The world's deepest living fish is 'unlike anything scientists have seen before'
It has “large wing-like fins and a head resembling a cartoon dog”.
# bigger boat
Like Dublin Bay prawns? Irish fishermen are allowed to catch more of them
Ireland convinced the European Commission’s to change their mind on fish quotas.
# fishy business
Slippery bandit: Man stands accused of stealing €2,000 worth of seafood
The 40-year-old man from Tallaght was also accused of stealing €6,000 worth of boat engines.
# the birds
Massive squadron of pelicans diving for fish is both fascinating and terrifying
Nature is amazing… from a distance.
# Fish Kill
650 fish killed in Limerick slurry spill
Salmon and trout were killed in Kilmallock in Limerick.
# something fishy
Shops could STILL be codding customers with mislabelled fish
Preliminary results have shown that white fish is being mislabelled as different species.
# Dublin
Emergency response under way after "extensive fish kill" on the Tolka
Hundreds of dead fish have been spotted along the Dublin river, following what looks like a detergent dump.
# fishy tale
Look at this amazing footage of an enormous school of fish
It’s like a scene from Finding Nemo. EXCEPT IN REAL LIFE.
# egg on your face
Here's what happens when you crack an egg underwater
Egg-citing.
# jumping the shark
Amazing footage shows great white shark stealing bait from fishing boat
SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA.
# fish for dinner
Fish rainfall surprises residents of Sri Lankan village
It’s raining fish! Hallelujah, it’s raining fish
# Pollution
Criminal investigation to be carried out after 1,000 fish found dead in Tyrone river
It’s believed the pollution came from an agricultural source.
# The Lionfish
Jamaica is still trying to get rid of the invasive lionfish that is eating everything in the sea
The candy-striped lionfish has a mane of venomous spines….but people are being encouraged to eat it.
# Recovery
Recovering from the rains: Fishing industry battles on
However, funding remains a significant hindrance to many fishermen.
# Scales of Justice
Irish girl apologises for slapping shop worker in face with large fish
The 13-year-old girl was identified after police in the UK trawled through CCTV footage.
# fish shower
Blundering forklift driver accidentally pours crate of fish over his own head
Worst day at work. Ever.