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# evil genius

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Ibrahimovic hails 'masterbrain' Mourinho

Jose Mourinho was key to persuading Zlatan Ibrahimovic to move to England, as the Swedish icon felt no need to play in the Premier League.

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Sep 4th 2016, 10:17 AM

11 times kids were brutally honest with their homework

Sayin’ it straight.

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Jan 13th 2016, 6:06 PM

We had 10 questions for the glitterbomb guy

All that glitters actually might be gold for this young man.

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Jan 14th 2015, 5:33 PM

This website offers to send glitter to your enemies as the ultimate revenge

INGENIOUS.

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Jan 13th 2015, 2:15 PM

Little girl plots against her brother in hilariously evil list

‘Dye his carpet pink’ is just one thing she’s planning to do. So evil.

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Jul 7th 2014, 10:14 AM