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Friday 24 March 2023 Dublin: 8°C

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How would Father Ted vote in the same-sex marriage referendum?
We asked Arthur Mathews.
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The definitive ranking of Fr. Ted's best sporting moments
Everything from Dougal’s knowledge of Italian footballers to Jack’s days a volleyball coach.
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Some wonderful person has erected a 'Careful Now' sign on the N11
The best Father Ted tribute you’ll see <3
# funland
From Ireland's largest lingerie section to Funland, where are the main Father Ted landmarks?
And the Holy Stone of Clonrichert? It’s a Class II relic you know…
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10 times Father Ted happened in real life
The lines between the Real World and Father Ted World often blur spectacularly.
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The first star of the UFC believes there's no place for women in MMA
Royce Gracie: “I personally don’t think it’s a sport for women.”
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Watch out for fallen trees on the roads this morning
Wind and rain will continue until this evening, so tie down those wheelie bins.
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Man says Claudia Schiffer is a liar, Astras DO break down
A model mechanic she aint.
# MiWadi Gate
Mullingar pub promises free MiWadi to all following the internet's outrage
Another twist in the Westmeath MiWadi debacle of 2015.
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Gmail's autocomplete messed up - so watch who you're sending that email to
Oh dear.
# Quiz
Which Priest Are You?
So many priests. So little time.
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Nuns (including one pregnant one) protest Fifty Shades screenings in Sligo and Reading
God bless us.
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Father Ted style protest outside Wexford cinema showing Fifty Shades of Grey
It has finally happened :’)
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'Perverted' Fifty Shades of Grey won't be shown at a parochial hall cinema in Donegal...
But not because it’s “dirty”.
# Careful Now
Donegal parochial hall cinema won't be showing 'perverted' Fifty Shades of Grey
But not because of it’s sexual content, as earlier reports suggested…
# fifty shades of ted
Father Ted and Dougal protest hilariously at Fifty Shades of Grey
This was inevitable.
# Careful Now
Two strippers and guard caught smuggling food, booze and fags into prison
All this took place at a prison in Florida.
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Ivan Yates on Stephanie Roche nomination: 'It's tokenism because she's a woman'
Broadcaster says there’s ‘no way’ Roche should win the Puskas Award at tonight’s Ballon d’Or ceremony.
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Heading out over Christmas? There might be rogue taxi drivers about
Taxi groups are calling for more enforcement of regulations.
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Hundreds without power as strong winds batter Ireland
There is also a chance of sleet and snow in some places so bundle up.
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Students stage 'study-in' at UCC library over opening hours
The students’ union president has said that studying at home simply isn’t an option for some students.
# Dollymount Beach
Kite surfer forced to swim long distance back to shore after equipment failure
Howth Coast Guard received a 999 call at 6pm yesterday.
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Apple posts new security warning for iCloud users
There are numerous reports of attacks on iClouds users in China.
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Going foraging this autumn? Stay away from those wild mushrooms
So far this year, 18 people have been poisoned.
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There's "no room" in the Irish economy for tax cuts - we should be investing instead
The conditions just aren’t right yet, the Nevin Institute has said.
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Ukraine isn't going to let Russia's 'humanitarian convoy' across its border
Russia insisted its military would not be involved in the convoy, but Kiev said Moscow could only play a role as part of a broader Red Cross mission.
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High Court orders Dublin councillor to stop blockading Greyhound trucks
But Cllr Gino Kenny has vowed to break the injunction.
# jellyfish alert
Deadly Lion's mane jellyfish spotted in Dublin Bay
A young girl was rushed to hospital yesterday in Cork due to a severe reaction to a jellyfish sting.
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Self-employed contractors are underpaying millions in tax
Audits carried out in the last year showed that the Revenue was underpaid to the tune of €9.3 million.
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Heading to the World Cup? Wear long-sleeved shirts, trousers and a condom
Perhaps not all at the same time, though. Health authorities have issued advice for those travelling to Brazil.
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Edinburgh's new trams are officially using a safety message from Father Ted
Down with this sort of thing.
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Passion Of The Christ cancelled because city authorities 'thought it was a sex show'
Oxford council has apologised for the blunder.
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Minister warns recent good weather means high risk of wildfires
Tom Hayes urged the public to be careful if out and about over the Easter weekend and to report any unattended fires or illegal burning.
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People are losing the rag over three Irish books included in a "Best British Novels" list
James Joyce, John Banville and Flann O’Brien were featured in The Telegraph’s Best British Novels list.
12 naughty little things even the nicest people do
Don’t deny it. You’re SO guilty.
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Fake cash has been spotted in Cork recently
Gardaí are warning businesses in particular to be careful.
# St Patrick's Nay
These Walmart St Patrick's Day t-shirts are causing absolute uproar
They don’t have the look of the Irish about them.
# Careful Now
Justin Bieber jail video shows him looking unsteady on sobriety test
# Filth and Seduction
12 fierce filthy NSFW snippets from Beyonce's steamy new video
More filth and seduction than you could shake a disapproving placard at.
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Here's what to expect from Graham Linehan's new Irish sitcom
The Walshes was partially filmed in Dublin, co-produced by RTÉ, and drawn from your 1980s childhood.