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# Bum Deal

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Alleged burglar got nabbed after 'butt-dialling' police

He rang them while talking to an accomplice about breaking into homes.

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Sep 4th 2015, 4:36 PM

People living on the very real Butthole Lane say they won't change the name

*sniggers*

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Mar 10th 2015, 8:39 PM

VIDEO: Rugby League player suffers 'butt-cheek knockout'

Of all the ways to go down, butt to the face is one of the worst.

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Jun 25th 2014, 11:04 AM